Gru, you and I have been working on this for years. It's everything we've dreamed of. Your chance to make history, become the man who stole the moon! But these girls are becoming a major distraction! They need to go.
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What are you doing? Walking to dance class. Ya? Okay, fine. You iust keep walking, because I'm really not driving you! Okay.
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Hey.
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Okay, stop, child! Stop right there. No!
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I'm having a bad, bad day It's about time that I get my way Steamrolling whatever I see Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray! I'm having a bad, bad day If you take it personal, that's okay Watch, this is so fun to see Despicable me Morning, Gru!
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Hello! Cookies for sale. Go away. I'm not home. Yes, you are. I heard you. No, you didn't. This is a recording. - No, it isn't. - Yes, it is. Watch this. Leave a message, beep. Goodbye, recorded message. Agnes, come on.
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Well, you say that like it's a great sale day. Look at my face! Do you still think it's a great sale day?
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Steamrolling whatever I see Despicable me I'm having a bad, bad day If you take it personal, that's okay Despicable me You've got to be pulling on my leg!
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And I will never let you go again.
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Hello, everybody! Yeah, all right! Simmer down. Simmer down! Thank you, okay. Now, I realise that you guys probably heard about this other villain who stole the pyramids. Apparently, it's a big deal. People are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that. But am I upset? No, I am not!
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You gave us back! I know, I know. And it is the worst mistake I ever made. But you have to jump now.
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Sorry about that. Where were we? You were sitting on the toilet. No, no, no! No, I'm sorry. It was a little attempt at humour. I know how much you like to laugh inside. Now, I was saying...
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Hey, Dad.
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What happened to the ship? It's big again! - Not as big as the moon is going to be! - What? The larger the mass of an obiect, the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off! I call it the Nefario Principle. I just came up with it now, actually.