Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen and replaced by a giant inflatable replica.
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Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh?
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Sorry, dude. They can't ride without an adult. What?
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Okay, girls. Time for bed. - Come on! We want a story. - Three sleepy kittens! Oh, no! Sorry. That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously.
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You don't have it? And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money? Apparently. Do you have any idea of the capital that this bank has invested in you, Gru?
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What are you looking at? Boo-ya! You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash!
But it is what it is. Good job, everyone! Felix and the Nicelanders go hang out in their homes, which he's just fixed. And everyone, you know, they go to their homes, I go to mine, which happens to be a dump. And when I say "a dump". I don't mean like a shabby place. I mean an actual dump, where the garbage goes, and a bunch of bricks and smashed building parts.
