Jiminey jaminey! Look at that high definition. Your face! It's amazing! Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian. Now, state your business. I'm looking for my colleague, Wreck-It Ralph? Never heard of him. Well, Q*bert saw him come in here. Impossible. Nothing gets past me.
Wreck-It Ralph
13.9s
History will long revere your courage and sacrifice. Well, thank you! You have etched in the rock of virtue. A legacy beyond compare. Thanks, guys. At ease! You are the universe's greatest hero. Oops!
Wreck-It Ralph
2.7s
The living embodiment of all this corps represent.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.8s
Sayonara, sucker!
Wreck-It Ralph
6.6s
Yeah, he banged around in here like some kind of hot shot, then he went barreling down into that sweet little game like a crazy person.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.3s
No, no, my medal!
Wreck-It Ralph
0.7s
Hi, mister.
Wreck-It Ralph
5.1s
Vanellope von Schweetz! Yippee! I'm in the race! Vanellope?
Wreck-It Ralph
1.5s
Swizzle Malarkey.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.8s
No, no, no, no, my medal!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.7s
The glitch!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.7s
No!
Wreck-It Ralph
13.2s
Yes. Okay, calm down. Listen! This event is pay-to-play. We all know this. The fee to compete is one gold coin from your previous winnings, if you've ever won, which I have.
Wreck-It Ralph
12.1s
And thank you to today's avatars. It was a wonderful day of racing. It was. But now the arcade is closed, so it's time to wipe the slate clean. And race to decide our new roster.
