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42.2s
Who's on first? Who's on first? I'll tell ya who's on first. And I'll tell ya what's on second too. But you ain't gonna wanna know. I can explain, sweetheart. No, let me explain. That is my cookie jar money. That is money I've been saving up so I could get my hair fixed to go to your damn niece's wedding. That is my money. Mine! I promise, I will replace it. I-I will replace it after this weekend's chess tournament. Chess tournament? Doc, you gonna need a chess tourniquet if you don't put that damn money back.
Paterson
34.6s
You look a little drained. You're home a little late. Was your day OK? Well, it was until the bus broke down. The bus broke down? Was it dangerous? No, it was just, uh, just sputtered out. It was an electrical problem. Electrical problem? Could it have exploded into a fireball? No, no. It's just an old bus. Well, I think they should get their best driver, who's also a great poet, a brand-new bus. It's the least they could do. The city of Paterson? Not likely.
Paterson
28.9s
Well, that's as far as I got so far. But it's pretty amazing, right? For someone who never played before? It's very amazing. You just learned all that today? Yeah, from these instructional DVDs. And I've been baking all day too. Well, I'm very impressed. Isn't she beautiful? Yeah, you two were made for each other. What's it called again? The... the Jester? - No, the Harlequin. - Harlequin. And thank you, my love.
Paterson
20.3s
- Don't you have a smartphone? - Uh, no I-I don't. I don't, not with me. Would you like to use my phone, Mr Bus Driver? Oh, if you don't mind. Thank you. So, what's gonna happen to this bus? Um, well, a... a big truck is gonna come and tow it back to the depot. - Awesome. - Thank you very much. - I can't wait to see the truck. - OK, I'll just be over here. I apologise again.
Paterson
30.2s
I think we'll just gather up over there, if you don't mind, thank you very much. OK, people. Let's join the rest of the passengers, if we could. - Did we run out of gas? - No, plenty of gas. It's just, uh, an electrical problem. Sabotage, probably. OK, let's... let's come over here. Another bus will come get us in a minute. OK everyone, I... I apologise again for this inconvenience. I think it's best if we wait here for a few minutes and, uh, I'll call now for a replacement bus.
Paterson