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To this day, I have no idea. No idea.

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Well, we said it now. -5:00, how hard is that? -5:00, yeah, it's easy. - Hi, guys. How are you? - How are you? Sorry about the other night. That wasn't... - Oh! - Yeah, that wasn't cool. No. I mean, listen, I know it's not just you guys. I mean, Jerry's worse than all of you. He's very competitive. When we were kids, we had a contest to see who could hold their breath for the longest underwater. He almost died. He won, but at what cost? Really? Oh, I hope he's this competitive when it comes to being a father.

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- Jesus! Oh, my God! - Oh, shit. - Oh my, God! - Wow, that's crazy.

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How come "bi-weekly" means both twice a week and every other week? That's mad confusing and it's just linguistically lazy.

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First, you're not gonna screw up this wedding. Okay? And secondly, I will never let you tag me. You're gonna die before that ever happens. You understand that, right? I don't fear death, Jerry. And I'm not gonna give this up till I die.

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There he is! I'm coming for you, Jerry! Chilli, you're not even it!

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Oh, that knee healed up fast. Stay out of this, Lou.

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Well, I appreciate that. I really do.

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Engage no-contact protocol.

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Hey! Thank you. Thank you.

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Pretty good, right?

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Holy! Chilli! Hit me!

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It's locked.

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- All right. - So good to see you, Bob. You know what? Don't touch me when we're on a truce. It's very patronizing. Yeah, it's a little weird for me, too. Well, it was really nice meeting everyone, and I look forward to getting to know you guys better this weekend and just... I don't know. I've just dreamt about this day my whole life, so... - Congrats, Susan. We're happy for you. - It's gonna be great. Thank you. It's really good to see you, boys.

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Stop winking at me. Think it's real. This looks like it's doing something. Something real is happening on this thing right here. How long have you known this? For three weeks. Three weeks. Right nut. Too specific, I call bullshit. That's a lie. Right? It's a lie. I'm not lying.

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What's the story? Is he still charming, sensible, rich?

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See you at the rehearsal, Jerry.

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Hey, Linda. Namaste.

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To this day, I have no idea. No idea.

- Jesus! Oh, my God! - Oh, shit. - Oh my, God! - Wow, that's crazy.

How come "bi-weekly" means both twice a week and every other week? That's mad confusing and it's just linguistically lazy.

First, you're not gonna screw up this wedding. Okay? And secondly, I will never let you tag me. You're gonna die before that ever happens. You understand that, right? I don't fear death, Jerry. And I'm not gonna give this up till I die.

There he is! I'm coming for you, Jerry! Chilli, you're not even it!

Oh, that knee healed up fast. Stay out of this, Lou.

Well, I appreciate that. I really do.

Engage no-contact protocol.

Hey! Thank you. Thank you.

Pretty good, right?

Holy! Chilli! Hit me!

It's locked.

Stop winking at me. Think it's real. This looks like it's doing something. Something real is happening on this thing right here. How long have you known this? For three weeks. Three weeks. Right nut. Too specific, I call bullshit. That's a lie. Right? It's a lie. I'm not lying.

What's the story? Is he still charming, sensible, rich?

See you at the rehearsal, Jerry.

Hey, Linda. Namaste.