Well, we said it now. -5:00, how hard is that? -5:00, yeah, it's easy. - Hi, guys. How are you? - How are you? Sorry about the other night. That wasn't... - Oh! - Yeah, that wasn't cool. No. I mean, listen, I know it's not just you guys. I mean, Jerry's worse than all of you. He's very competitive. When we were kids, we had a contest to see who could hold their breath for the longest underwater. He almost died. He won, but at what cost? Really? Oh, I hope he's this competitive when it comes to being a father.
Really? Plus he sobs after he comes. Okay. Wow. It's okay, Callahan. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Okay, you know what? You guys are all 12-year-olds. Oh, Chilli. Hey, Cheryl, I want to reconnect. Oh, yeah. - What's happening now? - Oh, Bob! Yeah, I'm just... Oh, I'm just feeling the vibes. I mean, who wants to have sex with a guy named Bob? "Oh, Bob." Just doesn't sound right. "Oh, Bob." -"Oh, Bob." -"on, Bob." -"Bob. Bob, Bob." -"Oh, Robert." "Bob." I wasn't gonna text you, you know? I didn't wanna mess with you when you were married. No, I think that's nice. Respectful. If I knew he was dead, I would have texted right away. All right. Okay. - No! Please don't leave on that! - No, it's fine. We're good. We're good. I'm just gonna use the ladies' room. - I'll see you later. - Okay. - It's nice to see you. - It's great to see you. You too.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. So sorry. Wow. Okay.
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Told you. In there. What's it say?
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I love... I love this game. You know?
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Is it... Dad, what month is it?
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No. Okay. Cute.
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-Has he hung up? - Jerry?
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Thanks for coming.
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Let's see where this one goes. Mr. Stubbles has something to say. What was that? He says that his skin's very dry. It needs to be moisturized. Jerry, put down Mr. Stubbles. So help me God. What's happening here? I think he's about to masturbate in Hoagie's childhood bedroom. Oh, no. It's the ultimate act of dominance. I'm gonna stay here until you come.
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My mom talked to his mom, and she said that the rehearsal is at the Deer Creek Country Club. - Deer Creek. - There it is. Anyways, the name is Louis Seibert. That's S-E-I-B... - Oh, I'll remember that. Thank you. - She's got a great memory.
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How come "bi-weekly" means both twice a week and every other week? That's mad confusing and it's just linguistically lazy.
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- Hey! - Hey, Anna. - Hey, Chilli. How are you? - Good, nice to see you. What are you doing here?
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BOB. Yes! This is the moment I've been waiting for. I'm going to be the one who tags Jerry.