I'm gonna set up an lnstagram account for you. Please don't. Rachel Ditmus is the only bridesmaid with a private lnstagram account. She's been wanting you to finger bang her since the sixth grade.
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How'd you know it was me? I'd know that faint smell of sativa and Old Spice anywhere. Yeah. I had to get a little stoned. I can't be sober at these things. They're awful.
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Shit. You know what I just realized? There's a lot of sacramental wine and wafers in there. He could survive for quite a while. No, he can't drink. - Yeah, but it's not real wine. - Yes, it is. It's just grape juice. It's not wine. I mean, I was once so fucked up that I took a shit in my niece's crib.
You know, I've been so attached, I suppose, to my perfect record all these years, dominating you fools. Maybe I should. Maybe I shouldn't. If you think about it, Jerry is a tag virgin.
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Yeah, and if you do manage to catch him, then he goes feral and turns into some kind of crazy wild animal.
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Big Lou, thank you, buddy. - Thank you. - Yeah, you bet.
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One is there! - Hey! - What?
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Hoagie, what are you doing?
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And this is why print journalism is dying.
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Got it. Go get him, sweetie.
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You know what? You should consider some alternative snacks.
