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Shit. You know what I just realized? There's a lot of sacramental wine and wafers in there. He could survive for quite a while. No, he can't drink. - Yeah, but it's not real wine. - Yes, it is. It's just grape juice. It's not wine. I mean, I was once so fucked up that I took a shit in my niece's crib.
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Wow! What do you want? There's gonna be plenty of time to get rejected by Cheryl after 12:00 a.m. on June 1st. So what I need you guys to focus on, is the fact that we're a team. Right? We love each other, and we love this. Let's bask in that. Stay focused on our mission. All right? Let's get back on this horse and ride. Let's get this asshole. Lou, not part of it. Not at all.
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Remind me again, is it on the kiss or after they walk back down the aisle? Seriously? You said you'd worked weddings before. The kiss, the doves, end of ceremony. The groom was very specific about this. ...and finds new ways of expressing love through the ups and downs of life. Susan, do you take Jerry to be your husband?
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Someone there's gotta know where he is. - I like this. That's a good idea. - Great! - Up top! Buckle up, gang! - Yes! Giddy up! - You're it, by the way. - What's wrong? - My fucking knee. - What's wrong with your knee? I got hit by a log. You got hit by a log, what? We were chasing him. I got hit by a fucking log. It really hurts. I'm gonna go in. Fuck, I'm pissed off about this, but go. You want me to call the pediatrician? I'm an adult. I don't need a pediatrician. You're not coming? I think I'm gonna slow you down. Why don't you guys go? After the gym, let's meet up. All right, fine. Trust me, I wanna go, but I just-- Y'all need a sub? Huh? I'm in! We're super good, man. Thanks! We're good. Who's banned now, bitch?
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