Well, we said it now. -5:00, how hard is that? -5:00, yeah, it's easy. - Hi, guys. How are you? - How are you? Sorry about the other night. That wasn't... - Oh! - Yeah, that wasn't cool. No. I mean, listen, I know it's not just you guys. I mean, Jerry's worse than all of you. He's very competitive. When we were kids, we had a contest to see who could hold their breath for the longest underwater. He almost died. He won, but at what cost? Really? Oh, I hope he's this competitive when it comes to being a father.
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- Really? - Yeah, that's why the Shirley Temple. - Oh, my gosh! - I know. - Here, cheers! - Congratulations, that's great! - Cheers, thank you! - Oh, my gosh! - That's such good news. - Thank you. Yeah. - We're not telling that many people. - Okay. Listen, I know it's gonna get a little wacky over the next couple of days with you guys. - Sure the fuck is, yeah. - Okay. Just don't go too far and go out there and play golf. It's amazing. Do something fun. - Okay? Okay. Bye, guys. - See you. I like her. She has a beautiful personality. Very effervescent. Good energy. Good vibes. Ah, don't believe a word she fucking says. She's a hired hand. She's an actress. - What? - I mean, look at this son of a bitch. - This is Colonel Sanders in the flesh. - That's, like, her uncle. - It's the fucking Truman Show. - Will you stop? The whole thing. Jerry set it up. I guarantee it. Every single person here has been hired. You have gotta calm down. Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm his wife.
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I don't know if that... We're in a hospital and... - You know? - Yes. My friend is possibly dying. But it feels like a time I need to tell you how I feel about you, and I am so pumped that your husband's dead.
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Sorry, did you say that church is on Brunswick? - Yes. - Okay! - Let's go! Clean up the water! - Thank you! So sorry.
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We go to the wedding. We try to tag him. We fail.
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We're gonna waterboard you.
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What is going on? Where is he?
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Oh, you saucy devil.
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So thank you.
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I am.
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-'Cause he started it. - You started it. You literally started it. - No, you started it! -"Oh, my knee hurts." What do you think they're talking about? Are we off the record? Yeah, sure, sure. No idea. You know what? I shouldn't have come. Jerry always gets in your head. Did Jerry tell you to say that? You part of the whole Truman Show of it all? I mean, Jerry invited me to the rehearsal dinner because he thought it would distract you guys, which it did. But, um, I wanted to see you. So I came. Sure. Oh, my God. You guys are fucking idiots. Both of you. But I love you both. I'm gonna go. Maybe I'll see you later. Or not. - Cheryl... - Go get Jerry. He fucking deserves it.
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I am amazed that you're able to stay so optimistic after all that. Well, some have said I am the heart and soul of the game. No, you've said that. You're the only person I've heard say that. Well, technically "just me" fits the legal definition of "some," so suck a dick.
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But now, it's destroying me. I feel sad. Shut the fuck up, Sable. Has anyone seen the bridesmaids' lnstagram stories?