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To this day, I have no idea. No idea.

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Well, we said it now. -5:00, how hard is that? -5:00, yeah, it's easy. - Hi, guys. How are you? - How are you? Sorry about the other night. That wasn't... - Oh! - Yeah, that wasn't cool. No. I mean, listen, I know it's not just you guys. I mean, Jerry's worse than all of you. He's very competitive. When we were kids, we had a contest to see who could hold their breath for the longest underwater. He almost died. He won, but at what cost? Really? Oh, I hope he's this competitive when it comes to being a father.

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- Jesus! Oh, my God! - Oh, shit. - Oh my, God! - Wow, that's crazy.

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How come "bi-weekly" means both twice a week and every other week? That's mad confusing and it's just linguistically lazy.

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Come on.

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Feels like a trap. All right, let's split up. We'll cover more ground. No, that's a terrible idea. He'll never expect it. Now help me out of the door, please.

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It's very interesting. You're right. Let's go.

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Look, understand two things, Hoagie.

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You just can't catch him.

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You seem stressed.

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Incoming!

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I mean, if it seems like we were closer, it's only because we're physically closer because you always ran away. Successfully. You know, I mean, not for nothing, you might actually be the very best person at this game on the planet.

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You know something about Jerry. I can see it in your eyes, you rat fuck.

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All right. Now we got some work to do.

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He dives at me in a pussy-like fashion.

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This is gonna go great.

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Damn.

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Well, I mean, no Jerry, no story. You need Jerry for the story? Could you imagine that thing printed out here, framed? - Hanging on the wall? With this guy? - Yeah. Which will get published everywhere. Everyone will see. - Nationally. - Don't you wanna be in the article? Yeah, dude. I would love to be in an article.

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To this day, I have no idea. No idea.

- Jesus! Oh, my God! - Oh, shit. - Oh my, God! - Wow, that's crazy.

How come "bi-weekly" means both twice a week and every other week? That's mad confusing and it's just linguistically lazy.

Come on.

Feels like a trap. All right, let's split up. We'll cover more ground. No, that's a terrible idea. He'll never expect it. Now help me out of the door, please.

It's very interesting. You're right. Let's go.

Look, understand two things, Hoagie.

You just can't catch him.

You seem stressed.

Incoming!

I mean, if it seems like we were closer, it's only because we're physically closer because you always ran away. Successfully. You know, I mean, not for nothing, you might actually be the very best person at this game on the planet.

You know something about Jerry. I can see it in your eyes, you rat fuck.

All right. Now we got some work to do.

He dives at me in a pussy-like fashion.

This is gonna go great.

Damn.