This is damn big of Bill. - Ooh. You all right? - Yeah. Also smart, you know? Well, he had no choice. He knows you're a formidable adversary. He said that? Yeah, I mean, you got him by the short hairs. Yeah, the short and gray hairs. - We're all here, Bill. - I appreciate this, Eddie. Members of the board, this will just take a minute of your time. As custodians of the company, you may receive information from what follows... that will be valuable to you or not. - Either way, thanks. - We're all ears. Thanks.
Meet Joe Black
28.3s
So tell me. Tell me. I'm peeing in my pants. - And you're going to pee some more. - Joe, don't do this. It's okay, Bill. It's time we put this person in his place. It's not necessary, Joe. Drew's gonna step aside. - I'm not stepping anywhere. - I appreciate your gentlemanliness. But what we need to do here is drive the dagger home. - "The dagger"? - I told you to shut up! Prepare yourself, Drew. - I... - Joe, please. Kindly let me take it from here. - Am... - Don't.
Meet Joe Black
11.9s
Good evening, Bill. Thank you, Quince. I just wanted to say how appreciative I am of this, um, grand gesture. Shut up and sit down.
Meet Joe Black
3.3s
An agent for the Internal Revenue Service.
Meet Joe Black
2.7s
The time has come to tell you who I am.
Meet Joe Black
1m1s
I want you to know how much I love you, that you've given a meaning to my life that I had no right to expect, that no one can ever take from me. - Dad... - No! I love you so much. And I want you to promise me something. I don't want you to ever worry about me. And if anything should happen, I'm gonna be okay. And everything's gonna be all right. And I have no regrets. And I want you to feel the same way. I love you, Daddy. That's why it's okay. No regrets? No regrets. That's a good feeling, isn't it? Yeah.
Meet Joe Black
30.8s
It's like you know each other's secrets, your deepest, darkest secrets. - Deepest, darkest secrets? - Yeah, and then you... you're free. Free? You're free! You're free to I... love each other completely, totally. Just no fear. So there's nothing you don't know about each other, and it's okay.
Meet Joe Black
27.4s
- Here. - You're staying here? - In this house? - Yes, in this house. Great. Great. Great. Will that hold you, Joe? Incidentally, Joe what? Black. This is fun. Yes. Yes, Quince, it is. So, what are you doing here, Joe?
Meet Joe Black
8.5s
Let me see. I don't think they're ordinary. I think they're great. I love key chains.
Meet Joe Black
6s
I can't seem to escape you today. - I'm sorry. - Yeah.
Meet Joe Black
2.1s
Mm-hmm.
Meet Joe Black
9.7s
~ Bum-bum-bum ~ This one. Mmm. He gives a shit!
Meet Joe Black
2.1s
You're coming to take me?
Meet Joe Black
2.7s
That's great.
Meet Joe Black
13.7s
And uh, now you're all grown up, and I, um... I had some words prepared, but, uh, I've forgotten them. Um... Wait a minute, uh...
Meet Joe Black
6.7s
Yeah, I'm sorry. This is my daughter, Allison, and her husband, Quince, and Drew, my number one, works with me.
Meet Joe Black
8.1s
I have to go. - I'm sorry to say. - Be sorry for nothing.
Meet Joe Black
4.9s
- Have you spent much time in the islands? - Some.