You walk into my life. You give me the worst news a guy can get. You have me dancing on heads of pins with my business, my family. - Now you're spooning with my daughter? - "Spooning"? Yes! And stop repeating everything I say and turning it into a question. Spooning, fooling around and God knows what. Oh, you arrive on the scene... Why you picked me I still don't understand. I chose you for your verve, your excellence... and your ability to... instruct. You've lived a first-rate life, and I find it eminently usable.
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I saw you kiss Susan. Yes, I saw you see me. You're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong woman. - I'll be the judge of that. - I'm her father. With all due respect, Bill, I'm not asking your permission. You goddamn well should!
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But Allison loves you. How do you know? Because she knows the worst thing about me, and it's okay. What is it? No, it's not one thing. It's just an idea, Joe. It's just, um, um...
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Well, um, I was this world-class loser, and she was this happy little rich girl, and for some reason she took me in.
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- Confused, huh? - Yes. - About what? - Love. Love. Oh, man. I got problems of my own.
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- You love Allison, don't you? - Yes, I do. How did you meet?
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- Do you know where he is? - I don't know. Oh.
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What's going on? Hmm?
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Hey!
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Thank you.
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- Yes, Helen? - Telephone call, sir. - Mr. Sloane from New York. - Thank you. Excuse me.
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Good. Tomorrow. After the party.
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Yeah.
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I'm ready. You are?
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What are you saying? It's time to go?
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Mr. Bad News. 'Bout time you show up. Don't be feisty, sister. I'm not feisty, mister. You come for me? That's good news. No, I come to see the doctor. - Doctor? - Mm-hmm. - What could be wrong with you? - Nothin'. Ohh. You come to see doctor lady? - Yeah, man. - My doctor lady? Mine too, you know. You're in love? You're loved back? She know your real self? - She know how she feel. - Backside! What the hell kind of business this is. Don't need you okayin'. Schoolboy things in your head. Badness for you. Badness for her. Badness for me, lyin' here, tumor big as a breadfruit, poisonin' me inside, and waitin'. Bring you flowers, and all I's gettin' is aggravation. The only flowers I want to see... is the ones over my peaceful self resting in the dirt. Can't do no right by people. Come to take you, you want to stay. Leave you stay, you want to go. Rahtid.