- Now, I'm a hot girl. - Right. - Okay, what do you wanna do? - I wanna feel your boobs. No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
American Pie 2
11.4s
Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls! Bye-bye, Great Falls! Wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby!
American Pie 2
7.2s
- Just relax. - You get out of my house! - Jesus Christ! - Come back here, you little fucker! Come back here, you son of a bitch!
American Pie 2
6.4s
Okay, I think that's enough now. - I want more. - Hell, yeah. I want more too, baby.
American Pie 2
2.1s
Let's just get started.
American Pie 2
11s
Okay. It's okay. I know what I have to do. I need to keep this party goin'. I'm takin' one for the team.
American Pie 2
3.5s
I'm sorry? - You go. - We go.
American Pie 2
5.7s
That is what I'm talking about. Kev, you can look.
American Pie 2
18.3s
All right, I've got a plan. Okay. How about I come back with you... and you say... "Hello, this is Michèle, my girlfriend." And obviously, Nadia won't expect you to hop in the sack. And then we break up the day of the party. And you're all healed and back on the market.
American Pie 2
18.6s
Now, you may be intoxicated. Oh, yeah. Are you certain that you wish to engage in consenting... Hey, don't count your chickens, buster. - I'm just playing by the rules, baby. - I make the rules. That's a pretty good fucking rule.
American Pie 2
2.7s
- You want a beer? - Yeah, all right.
American Pie 2
2.3s
Yeah, baby, we're here!
American Pie 2
6.9s
Chicago is beautiful, but it would be better if you were here. I'm counting the days. Love, Nadia."
American Pie 2
6.2s
Them girls sound like the two transvestites we picked up in Biloxi. - Honey, come on. Food's ready. - I'm not hungry!
American Pie 2
11.5s
I got to find a new goddess. It's gonna take patience, but I've been celibate all summer. - You kinda get used to it, though, huh? - Are you insane?
American Pie 2
35.3s
Jim, what are you doing here? Well, I thought you had said... You can't just stand out here. Look, I need your help. Nadia's coming back and I don't... I don't wanna be this awkward... bumbling, nervous guy with her. I don't wanna seem like a dork. Well, I know that feeling. Spend your life playing in the band... it doesn't exactly give you the ultra-cool hipster image. - I think you're pretty cool. - Seriously?
