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47.2s
Don't touch me while I'm tantric. "Tantric?" What the fuck is tantric? It's a Buddhist discipline. You learn to channel your body's energies... your chakras. When you can do that, you can have sex for hours, even days. And this stuff's for real? It's been around for centuries. With tantra you can make an entire session of sex... feel like one giant orgasm. Eventually, you can sustain that feeling by meditating. - Maybe you can teach me sometime? - Very doubtful. - True. - Come on, Jim. - You can't possibly be that bad. - Oh, no? No way. I guess there's only one person that really knows for sure, huh? Oh, yeah? Where is she this summer?
American Pie 2
24.8s
- She's on the phone. It's long-distance. - Who? - Nadia! Nadia! - What? New York. Hello. Yes, dear, he's right here. - Here. Wait. - Now remember... Yes, I am sure to go see the Lion King. Right. And don't ride the subway after midnight. I know they've done wonderful things with that city, but, you know, for me... - Dad! - He's right... Hang on.
American Pie 2
22s
Come on. Jim, you've had experience since Nadia. Ah, yes, you would be referring to... the flute-fetish band geek that made me her bitch, then ditched me after prom. Yes, that's great experience. You just gotta find the right girl, Jimbo. - Brings it all together. - I had the right woman. She just sells her cottage and takes off to parts unknown.
American Pie 2
21.2s
Hey, are you here for the mid-session performance? Guests go in the amphitheatre. You can't be here. Do you know where I could find Michèle Flaherty? Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. This one time... a bear came, and then the bear had to be destroyed... which means they shot it in the head with a rifle and killed it and it died. You must know Michèle. One, two, three, four.
American Pie 2
29.4s
Yeah, sure. Petey! Well, that explains everything. All right. Well, always something with these kids. Go! We are just so thrilled to have you. None of my kids are at your caliber. But we are just so overjoyed... to have someone with your kind of talent here. Here you go. Look at this. Your old best friend. I know it's not yours... but you are going to make beautiful music. This is fantastic. I'm very excited. You just own this and break a leg.
American Pie 2
20.4s
It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule of three. - The rule of what? - Three. If a guy tells you how many girls he's been with, it's not even close to that. Take that number and divide it by three. Then you get the real total. So, if Kevin's saying it's been three girls, it's more like one, or none. - None? - Rule of three. It's an exact science, consistent as gravity.
American Pie 2