Blowjob Lipstein. Her given name was Loni, Stifler. She used to call me Big Stiffy.
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6.7s
Lard Arms? Jesus, Stifler. Talk about an ugly duckling turning into a swan, right?
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4.3s
Oh, you know, investment stuff.
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27.8s
Wish List? I don't remember that. Oh, yeah, man. It's that cheesy page in the yearbook where we all had to write wishes about our future. What, did you write something cheesy? Let's see. "Chris Ostreicher. Hopes to coach his son's lacrosse team." Oh! Isn't that the sweetest thing? Well, I guess I thought I'd have a family by now. All right, you wanna hear what you wrote, Finch? I do. "Paul Finch hopes to find le grand amour."
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6.9s
Alas, I have yet to find what you would call a real relationship. Right, because banging Stifler's mom didn't count.
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7.6s
I'm really sorry. Jim, you do realize that the lid is see-through, right?
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11s
"Jim Levenstein" "hopes to have the sex life of Ricky Martin."
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Let me see what I put.
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1.6s
The paper towels, Jim.
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1.7s
Good eye.
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1.8s
Oh, wow.
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14.1s
We could party together, do all the same shit that we used to do together. It'll be just like old times. Hell yes! That's why I'm here. No Bachelorette, no Real Housewives. Thing is, you only get one chance at your 13th reunion.
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17.3s
I don't really remember. I blame you. How much did you let him drink last night? Honestly, not that much. Well, we gotta clean this up before we go to the lake. What? The lake?
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9.6s
I mean, I'm in. Of course I'm in. Come on, what? Yeah! Yeah. Then, gentlemen, I hope you're all wearing protection, because this weekend, we're gonna fuck shit up!
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10.2s
Yeah, the lake, dude. It was your idea. We discussed all this last night. Oh, the lake! Yes, of course, the... Hey, Jim, can you hand me those paper towels, please?
