Mmm. Mmm. Okay, wait, wait. I don't think we're dressed appropriately for the occasion. Put that on. Wait, where are you going? To change. Be back soon.
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1.2s
Oh...
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Stick around. Hulk Hogan gets jiggy-friggy, right after this. You don't want to miss this. Stick around.
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10.7s
Really? None of you? Oh, come on, Heather. You haven't drank once. You are such a prude! Or maybe I've just never had sex in public.
American Reunion
26.6s
What can I do for you, sir? Bob from Acquisitions had a heart attack. Some idiot told him that he was fired. He flipped out, I don't know. Listen, I need someone to finish his presentation. I need you to go in on Sunday and get everything ready. Yes? Oh, wait, Sunday. I got my high school reunion. Oh, wow, how fun! Yeah, no, I'll just call the chairman, and I'll get him to reschedule. Seriously? Hey, that would be awesome! That was a fucking joke, you moron. Jesus Christ, what am I doing?
American Reunion
4.9s
I'm going to stay with my grandmother. Hold it, Michelle. No, Jim.
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1.8s
Better than this?
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19s
This is the first long weekend I have had in a while so I wanna make it count. I want the place spotless, and I want it filled with booze. And I wanna make sure you're not around on Sunday night, 'cause I plan on bringing some ass back from the reunion, and I wanna tap that without you there. You got it? You know, first of all, Steven, it's my house. You're lucky I'm letting you stay here.
American Reunion
5s
I liked you because you were still the same good guy that was actually nice to me in high school.
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1.4s
Dad? Ah!
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5.4s
Definitely not for your dick. Because anybody that's peed next to you knows it's the size of a leprechaun's pinkie.
American Reunion
10s
Come on! Shit! Get up, gimp! Come on, I'm not fighting you, okay? This is silly. I'm an adult. Oh, really? Because to me you look like a little bitch pussy.
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1.7s
Good eye.
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4.2s
Oh... Girls, one at a time, please.
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13.5s
Two F's? You dumbass! Kev! Hey, Kevin, is that a pussy on your face? Oh, come on! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Nice. So, Stifler, you're looking sharp. What are you up to these days?
American Reunion
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Excuse me. I'm sorry, excuse me. Is this a washroom?
