All right. Here. And the Stifmeister's provided us some complimentary lubricant. Whack away, Jim. Does this stuff really make a difference? - Oh, yeah! - Really?
American Pie 2
7.5s
It's not like I wanted you to pretend you were in love with me or something. Why would I pretend that? Guys do that.
American Pie 2
9.2s
Michèle, why did you ditch me after prom? I didn't ditch you. I just... Our date was over.
American Pie 2
5.1s
I mean, did you want some... funky, weird, next-morning goodbye?
American Pie 2
2.7s
Well, I wish you were here, Nadia.
American Pie 2
2.4s
Let me try that dildo.
American Pie 2
2.2s
Dung beetles.
American Pie 2
2.4s
Cleaning my bathroom.
American Pie 2
1.3s
Mastodons.
American Pie 2
31.5s
- Now, this is a fucked-up situation. - What happened to preheating? - We're skipping a few chapters. - Oh, okay. This is good. This is good. Obviously. - Gilligan's island, Mr Howell. - What? You've got to control yourself and think of something nonsexual. I haven't even touched you yet, and you're turning into the Sears Tower. I'm sorry. Yeah, nonsexual. Right, right. Okay. - Chairs. - Good.
American Pie 2
1.1s
Stand up.
American Pie 2
3.9s
Call me in two weeks. I'll be home then. We can finish lessons.
American Pie 2
14.6s
Okay. Now, don't freak out. I'm gonna do something to push your threshold. Oh, that's cold! What are you doing? I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun? Okay, I think you've just crossed my threshold.
American Pie 2
21.5s
- What is it? A guest book? - Yeah, and look at this entry. "Best thing was the blow-out at Tom Myers' place. - There he is. - A night not soon to be forgotten. August '93." It's your brother, man. Look. Yeah, his cottage was right down on the beach. Guys, this is what our party's gotta be. - Something we'll always remember. - Yes, definitely. Absolutely.
American Pie 2
13s
Do I seem uptight about my sexual stuff? No. The biggest pointer I could give you is... you have to feel comfortable in any situation. Stand up.
