You know, in my day we called it a beaver. And let me tell you something, I snagged a pelt or two. I bet you did. Dad? Hey, Jim, your dad is so much cooler than you. Stifler, please stop getting my dad drunk. No, he's just trying to get me some vag. Okay, come on. Yeah! Hey, hey. Let the man make his own decisions. Stop. Come on. Don't listen to him.
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7.7s
It feels like a Smurf's ass. Did you feel it? Okay. Mia, can you...
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2.5s
No, no, no.
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I know I do. JDate? You have to be kidding me. If you want quality vag, you have to go out into the wild. "Vag"?
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4.6s
A pretty lady like you shouldn't be drinking quite so much.
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Come on.
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4.1s
Stick around. Hulk Hogan gets jiggy-friggy, right after this. You don't want to miss this. Stick around.
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3.9s
No more war! Well, that is a thoughtful take on foreign policy.
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1.3s
Are you okay?
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13.9s
I can't tell you how many times I walked into Steven's room and I caught him in the middle of sex with some girl. At least he was with a real, live human girl. What are you talking about? I walked into the kitchen once, and I saw Jim humping a pie.
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19.4s
We don't have to wait 13 years to see each other again. Yeah, true. And I guess I could come along on one of your adventures. Am I good sidekick material? Sidekick? I think you are a lot more than sidekick material.
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4.4s
Big Stiffy? Blowjob Lipstein.
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4.3s
Ooh! Hors d'oeuvres! Why don't you give this to our host, son?
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1.2s
Okay.
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13.2s
A person's virginity is something sacred, you know? You should save yourself for someone special. You're special. No! Not special. You think? I really...
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5.7s
What are you doing? Hey, what are you doing? Come on. No one will ever find out.
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That was very smooth, Stifler. Shut up, shitbreak. The last time I did this, cell phones didn't exist.
