- 'Appenin' Oz! - Working with the choir chick? What d'ya say, fellas? I just dig those cute little sweaters she wears. Nuts you do, you little horn dog. Yeah! Yeah, baby! Spank me! Spank me! Hit that high "C." # Ahhhh # Come on! What's goin' on here?
American Pie
14.1s
- I wish you wouldn't do that. - So, you got something up your sleeve for tonight? This is a foolproof plan, my friend. I have a serious question to ask you guys. Okay. You know Nadia the Czechoslovakian chick? She might be there tonight. Now, do you think she would prefer...
American Pie
4.2s
- No! No. No. - Please, God. What's going on?
American Pie
3.6s
I was used. Cool!
American Pie
4.6s
Here you go. That's what you need to do. - That guy's in my trig class. - Oh, no.
American Pie
3.4s
Ohh! I'm coming! I'm coming!
American Pie
11.2s
- Hey, Oz! - Ozmeister! - Oh, great. - What about the game? - I'm not playing. - You're missing the game for us? No, I'm missing the game for you.
American Pie
4.7s
- Jim! - It's not what it looks like.
American Pie
18.9s
Y- You know what the coolest thing is, guys? This. You know, right now. It's true. I mean, after this, everything's gonna be different. After... getting laid? - After high school. - Here's to the next step. - To the next step. - To the next step. - To the next step.
American Pie
15s
Come in. Come in. Oh, Jim, you're here. Uh, I was just walking by your room and uh... And, you know, I was thinking, "Boy, it's been a long time since we've had... a little father-son, uh-uh, chat."
American Pie
5.2s
Thank you, Great Falls. We're gonna take a little break. You are beautiful.
American Pie
1.6s
Hey!
American Pie
6.4s
All right. I'm shooting for a 9:00 E.T.A. beer in hand by five after. Breath check.
American Pie
4.4s
- Mom? Shit-brick? - Hey, Stifler.
American Pie
26.2s
Fellas, say good-bye to Chuck Sherman, the boy. I... am now a man. I highly recommend you join the club. We were doin' the wild thing... all night. I'm exhausted. I don't get it. I mean, how the hell did you do that? It was just my time. It was just my time. Best of luck to you boys.
