What can I do for you, sir? Bob from Acquisitions had a heart attack. Some idiot told him that he was fired. He flipped out, I don't know. Listen, I need someone to finish his presentation. I need you to go in on Sunday and get everything ready. Yes? Oh, wait, Sunday. I got my high school reunion. Oh, wow, how fun! Yeah, no, I'll just call the chairman, and I'll get him to reschedule. Seriously? Hey, that would be awesome! That was a fucking joke, you moron. Jesus Christ, what am I doing?
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Shit. Sorry. Sorry. There was a... There was a little baby squirrel in the road, so... Whoa! Hey! Whoa! That's not water. Okay. It's a little too much now. I love how, after all these years, you're still taking care of me. Well, you know, a babysitter's job never ends. You knew I always had a crush on you, right?
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I don't know who this is, but I'm pretty fucking busy right now. So sorry to interrupt, Stafler. Didn't realize the Special Olympics competed at night. Oh, fuck.
American Reunion
13.2s
A person's virginity is something sacred, you know? You should save yourself for someone special. You're special. No! Not special. You think? I really...
American Reunion
8.1s
AJ was supposed to drive my car back, but he hasn't even shown up yet. Some lame excuse about his jet skis. Can you believe that jerk?
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Come on! We're going to the same place. Besides, it wouldn't be responsible to let me drive in this condition.
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What the hell's going on over there? What, are you choking on your own dick?
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5.4s
What about you? Will you take me? Uh... Um...
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Ladies? They bailed, dude. Aw, fuck!
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Hey. Want to go to a Justin Bieber concert? Uh... Jim?
