Stifler better not do anything crazy. All he's gonna do is tell them off. I thought he was gonna cut their jet skis free. What happened to pissing in their suntan lotion? Hold on. He told me he was going to steal their beer.
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11s
Believe it or not, this is my first high school party. You didn't miss much. I always preferred staying at home, throwing on a little NPR. You were so much cooler than me.
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7.7s
Jennifer's not a skank. Dude, yes, she is. I'm gonna throw up. Oh, my God. That's disgusting. What're you doing?
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1.2s
Happy birthday.
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1.7s
No, no!
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12.7s
Okay, after this drink, I have to go home. Jim. There's a smoking hot 18-year-old girl over there that you used to babysit. And you're not going to do anything about that? Need I remind you that I am married to Michelle? Exactly.
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8.7s
I've only been working as an architect for the last few years, and from home. You've been with the same company for over ten years. That's awesome, it sounds like everything is working out for you.
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5.9s
Oh, come on, guys. I think we're all pretty lucky.
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1.2s
Hey.
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Wait, is that Heather?
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10.9s
Are you crazy? I love the Twilight books. New Moon is my favorite. Mine, too! Oh, my God! We have, like, so much in common! I know! I know!
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5.7s
Okay, never have I ever been in an orgy.
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1.2s
Right?
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5.4s
What about you? Will you take me? Uh... Um...
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34.6s
You do care about your marriage, don't you, Jim? What are you talking about, Stifler? I'm not gonna cheat on my wife! I'm a father for Christ's sakes. Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, chicks love a father figure. Keep playing that card, dude. It's not a card, it's the truth. Hey. Hi. What are you guys talking about? Oh, you know... Just“ Jim was just saying how much fun he had taking care of you. Hey, ladies, why don't we give them some time to catch up? Mmm-hmm. Yeah, after you. No, that's not necessary. We should all hang out together. Why don't we all... Stifler, just... Be her daddy.
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12s
What are you getting at, Ron? I'm just saying that usually I'm not one for swapping, but the fact that you've been with Heather already, kind of makes it okay.
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2.9s
So, what do you think?
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Yep. I'll see you later, buddy. All right then, I'll see you.
