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And now you've got your own little guy. I know. And before you know it, he's gonna be a teenager... Wow. And you'll be teaching him about masturbation and, you know, all the do's and all the don'ts that have to do with the little guy's weenie. Right? Okay? Hopefully, it'll be more of a bratwurst by the time he's a teenager... Okay, Dad, I get it. ...but I'm just... Well, these are things you're gonna have to deal with. I understand. It's just, you know, he's two. Well, yeah, maybe you've got time, but.. So, you know, I just, I'd rather not talk about his penis. How you doing, Dad? I'm good. Yeah? What are you doing for fun? You seen any movies lately?
American Reunion
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Wish List? I don't remember that. Oh, yeah, man. It's that cheesy page in the yearbook where we all had to write wishes about our future. What, did you write something cheesy? Let's see. "Chris Ostreicher. Hopes to coach his son's lacrosse team." Oh! Isn't that the sweetest thing? Well, I guess I thought I'd have a family by now. All right, you wanna hear what you wrote, Finch? I do. "Paul Finch hopes to find le grand amour."
American Reunion