- Good morning, gentlemen. - Finch. Where were you last night, huh? What happened to that foolproof plan of yours? Well, I was going for a fashionably-late entrance and I was too late. So, no ladies left. It was a very special night, very special. Guys. Guys.
American Pie
4.4s
- This is the nicest room in the house. - Kev, it's perfect.
American Pie
2.6s
Hmph.
American Pie
13.1s
That's not what I was thinking. Sex. It's always about sex. It's not always about sex. I just thought it was about sex this time.
American Pie
6.2s
Perfect! - Move, James! Move! - Yeah, yeah. Move.
American Pie
2.2s
Huddle up, guys! Huddle up!
American Pie
6s
Oh, God! Oh! Oh!
American Pie
25.8s
It's gonna be fun. You know it's just gonna be some crappy band and stupid decorations. You're just saying that because prom's a week away and you don't have a date. No, no, no. I don't want a date. Finch is goin' stag and... so am I. God, he's like so... refined. - You think that older woman thing is true? Yeah, it's true. It was Stifler's mom.
American Pie
2.7s
What's wrong? What is it?
American Pie
14.1s
- Oh. - Oh, no. Oh, no. - No, no. - Oh, nice collection there, Jim. She's gonna leave. She's definitely gonna... She's getting comfortable. She's not gonna leave. She reads the articles.
American Pie
10s
- Why are you doing this? - 'Cause I want to. Yeah? Well, you can't fake this. You better practice.
American Pie
16.8s
- Ah! Good attitude, Ostreicher. - Good luck, fellas. Christ, I didn't tell ya to leave the game. I'm sorry, Coach. You got someplace more important to be, Ostreicher? Yeah. Ostreicher!
American Pie
6.9s
Hey, uh, thank you for letting us have this wonderful party. As if there was an alternative in the matter.
American Pie
2.2s
Come in.
American Pie
2.1s
Yeah.
American Pie
7.8s
You're Stifler's mom. Uh... No, no, not lost. Just, um, you know, taking the tour.
