Have you seen Percy? Oh, yo, mami. How old are you? Twenty-three. Damn, you old as fuck. - No disrespect. He loves cougars. - I fuck with the big cats. Why don't you two big cats fuck each other, then? Whoa! - Is that an insult? - Shut the front door. It sure is, professor. Why is us having sex with each other an insult? I'm confused. - Say what you just said. Say that again. - No, I didn't mean it in a homophobic way. How'd you mean it, then? It was a joke. I'm not-- I've been with girls. I'm not homophobic. Where the fuck did you come from? Stop filming me. No comment.
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How did you even know that song?
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Don't remember ordering a phony bitch for dessert.
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Natalie's, like, super nice. Well, anyway. I can't believe you can do that, but you can't drive. Yeah, actually, um, so I've been thinking about getting my license. - That's great. - Yeah? Good. You know, 'cause Princeton's like five hours away by train, but if I have a car, then I can-- It'll be a lot easier for me to come back here on the weekends.
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So funny.
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Move! Coming through.
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I'd like to leave, please.
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[groans] The Princeton party? You said I needed to hang out with people my own age, right?
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Um...
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What the hell are you doing? Trying to save my house, Gary!
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- You'll pay it off. - Not without a car, man.
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[Allison] Sweetie, please.
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I don't know. Where's the perforation?
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I just wanted to introduce you to them, but I didn't know how to explain how old you are. [laughing nervously]