Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin. He's my second cousin. That's their culture. - Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure. - Thank you. - Gary, come on. - It was just a fling. - No, no, it wasn't, not to me. My sister was right about you. Wait, your sister who was arrested for elder abuse? Okay, Gary.
No Hard Feelings
3.8s
Because I-- Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.
No Hard Feelings
4.6s
This is what you want? This will make you happy? Yeah. Yep.
No Hard Feelings
3s
Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?
No Hard Feelings
3.9s
Why do you want to adopt a dog? Because I can't have dogs of my own.
No Hard Feelings
1.2s
Um...
No Hard Feelings
6.2s
- [police siren wailing] - [woman] Come on, man. [dramatic music playing]
No Hard Feelings
4.2s
No. No, no, no. [crowd chattering]
No Hard Feelings
4.1s
And, uh, what do you plan to do with the dog if you move? I'm not moving.
No Hard Feelings
1.5s
Pry me open.
No Hard Feelings
7.7s
Um, currently single. Thank God too. You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous. "Unmarried."
No Hard Feelings
1.7s
Oh, what? Already?
No Hard Feelings
7.4s
Well, if you did. I have lived here my whole life. I'm not going anywhere. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to pry. No. Pry.
No Hard Feelings
3.1s
[tires screeching] [people yelling indistinctly]
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4.1s
The other day, I saw a green sock, and I was like, that's Gary's.
