Oh. How'd you meet? Do you wanna tell them? No, I'll tell them. This is so us. It's actually really random. - Maddie came in to adopt a dog. - Oh! Yeah, but I rejected her application because she was totally unqualified. But we still hit it off. I mean, the first day we met, I had to Mace her, she was so fucking horny. Percy. Percy, be a gentleman. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors. - [cell phone buzzing] - Oh. Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other, you know, chat. My favorite people.
No Hard Feelings
8.5s
- Fun's important. - Yeah. She doesn't really wanna do long-distance, so I'm not gonna go to Princeton. What?
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6.6s
- I'm 19. - Okay. I'm an adult now. I can make my own decisions. And I'm going to stay here, okay?
No Hard Feelings
4.6s
Just makes sense for us. - You're going to Princeton. - Uh-huh. I'm not.
No Hard Feelings
4.8s
- Did you tell him? - No. [mischievous music playing]
No Hard Feelings
3.1s
She's on the older side. Uh, but she's really, really fun.
No Hard Feelings
3.3s
Just, you know, Maddie's here.
No Hard Feelings
3.7s
Yeah. Her name is, uh, Maddie.
No Hard Feelings
4.7s
Forty-year age difference. Forty years? And that's how old you are, right? No.
No Hard Feelings
6.1s
I just wanted to introduce you to them, but I didn't know how to explain how old you are. [laughing nervously]
No Hard Feelings
4.7s
Uh, I actually know someone who married our high school Spanish teacher.
No Hard Feelings
6.1s
And I haven't been entirely truthful with you all. I didn't get the dates wrong.
No Hard Feelings
5.3s
Well, the important thing is that it's delicious. I think the important thing is the truth.
No Hard Feelings
3.1s
- [Maddie clears throat] - You guys aren't gonna ask us how we met?
