I had this custom board of all the California beaches I was gonna surf. Made it all the way to New York City before I turned back around. Why'd you turn around? I just realized everything I need is here.
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5.7s
Just give me my phone. I just need my phone. - I will drive to fucking Chicago. - Just give me my phone.
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5.9s
Well, I've lived in this house my whole life. Really? I did leave once, when I was 18.
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5.8s
And my mom got sick. So... [poignant music playing] I stayed to take care of her.
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1.9s
I can barely leave my room.
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1.6s
Why couldn't your dad do it?
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6.3s
This happens sometimes when I get anxious. I know you're really horny. I'm sorry. [sighs] Fuck.
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4.7s
Yeah, I wanna-- I wanna-- Yeah, I'm just a little itchy. But let's go.
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7.8s
- No, it's fine. - My back itches too. - Oh, my God. - What?
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1.7s
Now you're stuck with me forever.
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1.7s
And stick out your finger.
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1.4s
Does it look weird?
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1s
Sorry.
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1.5s
Oh, God.
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1s
Who?
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9s
I had to switch schools... after I had a sleepover in ninth grade and everybody found out that I still slept in my parents' room sometimes, so...
