- Should I go? - Oh, no. You can stay. But given you're trying to look like you're not in college, maybe try losing the hoodie? [mutters indistinctly] Look, I'll pay you a half a million in cash. And you get Doris a condo in one of those retirement places. You know, the ones with the golf carts, the wine and cheese happy hour, mah-jongg at six o'clock? Leave my mom out of this. - Oh, she'll love it. - I can sell you out for twice that. Well, you haven't in 18 years. - Meet me in Vegas in three days. - [sighs, clicks tongue] I'll give you a time and a place once I'm on the road. Vegas? Why Vegas? I can't tell my wife I'm taking her on vacation to Tempe, Arizona. - Vegas, I can sell. - You haven't told them? Are you mental? What, do you think it's that easy? What am I meant to do? Sit them down and tell them the whole story over French toast? Oh, hey, kids. You know what? Pass the maple syrup. By the way, your dad was a government assassin. I'll tell them when I'm on the road and safe. Three days, Augie.
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[tires squeal] [school bell rings]
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Three months ago. So, where is she now?
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Oh, God. You've got some nerve calling me. McCaffrey scorched the earth looking for you. Yep. Looks like he's found me. - [Augie] How? - I don't know. Social media, I guess. You idiot.
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[Kyle] Go, go, go, go, go.
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Where's Nina? [panting] Nina's not the editor anymore. She quit. What? When?
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Dad, what are you doing here? This is a safe space. He can't just come in here. Your dad's hot.
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Shit. The passports are out of date.
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Stay in the car. Oh, no. Forget it. I am not missing this. - Missing what? - Nothing. [grunts]
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- [sighs] - I had to leave my life behind. Now I'm stuck in Tempe, Arizona, making fake IDs for entitled college pricks.
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[breathes heavily] All right, come on.
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[panting]
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Me, my wife, and three kids. Three? How did that happen? Do I really need to explain the birds and the bees right now, Augie, or can we talk business?
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- [chuckles] - [Kyle] Traitor.
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[sighs] Hey, guys. Just, uh, ha-- hang in there for a minute. [Jess] Dan?