(chuckles) Yes, you are beautiful. So I don’t see anything on your body or on your face that need to change. I want you to be happy. But I wish you would just think about some of the stuff I said. Think about going to school. Use your brain, ’cause your daddy is a liar, okay? My daddy’s the smartest person in the whole flat world.
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What’s the matter, Daddy? Nothing. Will they hurt you?
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-"Restaurants near me." -Mm-hmm. BORAT: Maybe I look for food that I like to eat. And for dessert, um...
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A cameraman will follow you to document your mission. I will need my producer, Azamat Bagatov. Impossible. Why? You are sitting on him.
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While Johnny traveled by luxury cruise ship, I was placed on cargo boat and arrived 22 days later.
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Can you write, uh, "My daughter is here. Shall I give her as gift?"
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But then a miracle occurred. A magnificent new premier name McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again. He also became buddies with tough-guy leaders across the world: Putin, Kim Jong-un, Bolsonaro and Kenneth West. Everyone apart from me. You, Sagdiyev... will return to US&A to deliver a gift so that Kazakhstan will earn the respect of Trump. BORAT: I was instruct not to give the gift to Trump, since, on previous mission, I had accidentally made shit in front his house. So, it must go to someone in his inner circle. America’s most famous ladies man - -Michael Pence. -BORAT: The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a womans. What is the gift?
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MAN: Take care. You’re welcome. Have a good day. BORAT: Much had changed since I was last in US&A. America had become calculator crazy. I needed to make purchasings of an electrical abacus. I think we could get rid of this one for $30. -Ah. -Mm-hmm. -(phone ringing) -What this? -FaceTime. Yes? -And now... -Hello? -Hello. -Who this? This is Brian. Hello. I talk to him. Please be quiet. Hello? Ghost with blue shirt, answer me. You are demon? This guy that you’re seeing in the phone... -Please be quiet. -...is me. -What? -If I say something, he says something. Brian Brother, please, you must be quiet. Speakings not polite. So I’m gonna show you how you can ask Google questions and it’ll give you answers. -I can make it typings? -Yes.
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Tutar.
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Premier Nazarbayev! Listen carefully, asshole. I have a mission for you. BORAT: He explain that, while I was in gulag, US&A was ruin by an evil man who stood against all American values. His name? Barack Obama. This led to other Africans becoming political leaders.
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-I accidentally fell in. -(speaks Kazakh) ...Johnny?
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We-We’ve seen a dramatic drop in having children produced within wedlock. It’s a huge problem in our society. And I think part of that is the decline of Christianity in-in the United States. -Can I say something? -Uh... -Yes. -I want-- Yes. -I want you to speak now. -(panting) I’d love for you to speak now. -This important. -Yes. -WOMAN: Yeah, great. -Yes. Something really strange, something wonderful just happened to me. -And... -(applause)
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-It’s actually on the verge... -BORAT: Michael Pen-is! Michael Pen-is! I brought a girl for you! -(crowd jeering) -Don’t worry, I won’t get jealous! She not Ivanka. Get out! (crowd booing) Pussy Hound Pen-is! You just hit me, man. You just hit me. Don’t punch me. Mike, help me! (crowd jeering) Mike, you’re fired! CROWD (chanting): Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! CROWD: Four more years! -A hundred more years! -CROWD: Four more years! BORAT: If you release me, I’ll give you my Klan robes. -Don’t stop. Keep moving. -How about my wig? Don’t stop. Keep moving. PENCE: The United States Senate cleared our president on all... ♪ ♪
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(group singing upbeat song in foreign language)
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So much more.
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Best of all, I am reinstate as number-four journalist in all of Kazakhstan. Who number three? Tutar Sagdiyev. Why not? May the patriarchy go to hells. -Nice. -No, "ni-i-ice." Don’t mansplain to me. Feminists. My visit to US&A make me realize that greatest threat to Kazakhstan is no longer the Jew. It is, in fact, the Yankee. -Jangshemash. -(crowd cheering) Welcome to the first ever Running of the American.
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BORAT: Uh, sorry. (fax machine whirs)
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"If you do not deliver bribe "to get me into strongman club, "you will be execute.