Beloved Oppressor, try to get some sleep. Tomorrow is your big speech. Nobody touch the minibar! It's a fucking rip-off!
The Dictator
3.9s
You know what, I like this guy despite his liberal views. Very good, sir.
The Dictator
3.9s
Supreme Leader, the suite has been renovated to your specifications.
The Dictator
3.9s
And they accuse me of being an international criminal?
The Dictator
3.3s
Twenty dollars a day for Internet? What the fuck?
The Dictator
3.7s
In fact, anyone from outside of America is technically an A-rab.
The Dictator
3.4s
The birthplace of AIDS.
The Dictator
2.9s
We're going to America!
The Dictator
11.4s
You won't be talking so much smack with this up your butt. That's the Anal Umbrella. It's a good device, I grant you, but where's the splash guard? You're going to kill me and your white shirt.
The Dictator
9.4s
Yeah, right. I mean, I know there's nothing more annoying than a backseat torturer, but, please, come on. This is great stuff. It's not great stuff. That's like 1972, hello.
The Dictator
4.4s
Listen, just show me another one. You know, honestly, I don't even want to show you anything anymore.
The Dictator
3.9s
It didn't come with a splash guard. You're gonna get chara on your trousers.
The Dictator
3.5s
I can see it has a screw hole for one. Apparently, I didn't get it.
The Dictator
2.5s
You know, this is totally depressing.
The Dictator
1.4s
Don't be like that.
The Dictator
15.2s
Thank you! How great is that show? It is. It's great, yeah. You know, he's got like an artist inside himself, but he's in this working class place and no one understands him. He's just like... I'm gonna express myself in my dance. And he expresses himself...
The Dictator
4.9s
Okay. So, we gotta get down to business. Enough chit-chat. I'm being paid to kill you.
The Dictator
4s
Where'd you get those relics? From the Shah of Iran's garage sale?
