Jachnoon, President Prime Minister Aladeen. Jachnoon. Nadal. I have to be back at the palace in an hour. Zoey thinks I'm at yoga.
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- Go on, get out! Get out! - Come on, Montzi! Quick!
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Get out of here before Tamir kills you.
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Efawadh. It is almost time.
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Just jump. It's not that far.
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Supreme Leader!
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You seem educated. Yes. I went to Amherst. I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on rollerskates. It means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.
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I wasn't the best student, but... We've got this wellness center downstairs in the basement, where we do water birth. Have you ever seen a water birth?
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There was actually very little movement. A little wriggling, then two bubbles, and then a big bloop and the wallet floats up.
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I took a feminist clown workshop once.
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Wow. Was it moving?
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What the fuck?
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So, Allison, we're the only store in New York, other than that fascist superchain Green World, that sells your nation's specialty fruit, mafroom, which I know you people eat a lot of.
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Oh, I hope that didn't come off like a cultural stereotype. Because I'm, like, the furthest thing from a racist.
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They are trying to pleasure you. Allow the girls to use their many talents. No! Supreme Leader! The girls!
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Anyway, let me give you the grand tour. Up on the roof, we have this amazing organic garden...
