Now, show me my nuclear weapons! I can't wait! I can't wait!
The Dictator
3.1s
I mean, is every day in Iran casual Friday?
The Dictator
3.3s
And he looks like a snitch on Miami Vice.
The Dictator
2.5s
Would it kill him to wear a tie?
The Dictator
2.4s
This is the Beard of Doom rocket?
The Dictator
43s
People of Wadiya, I come before you today to tell you that the world shall kneel before our great nation. We are two months away from enriching weapons-grade uranium to be used for peaceful purposes. It will be used only for medical research and clean energy. It will, it will. And will certainly never be used to attack Is... Oh, boy.
The Dictator
8s
With that speech, today, the international community is asking one question: Does the Mad Dog of Wadiya have nuclear weapons?
The Dictator
6.1s
Believe me, sir, if I could make the device even a little more pointy, I would, but I simply cannot.
The Dictator
8.4s
Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news? The Aladeen news?
The Dictator
2.2s
This will put a smile on the faces of the enemy.
The Dictator
2.2s
Okay. You know what?
The Dictator
3.2s
You are HIV-Aladeen.
The Dictator
2.3s
Aladeen! Aladeen!
The Dictator
2.9s
Supreme Leader, let me explain to you. You've lost me.
The Dictator
4.3s
This is the missile in Wadiya, you push the button, "Boop!"
