Found 1362 results
Sorry, sorry.
The Dictator
That's your beard? No, no, no! It's not my beard. My friend chopped the head off Morgan Freeman.
The Dictator
I'm actually a little somebody called Admiral General Aladeen.
The Dictator
No, what's your real name? Wait, this will convince you.
The Dictator
The weapons inspectors will bathe in their own blood!
The Dictator
It's a hilarious story. I'll tell you later, okay?
The Dictator
Zoey, I'm not really Allison Burgers.
The Dictator
Look, it's me!
The Dictator
And I've never been with a guy with a dick. Or any guy.
The Dictator
What I wanted to tell you was this. I really want to be with you, Allison Burgers.
The Dictator
Allison, I don't have a dick. Great!
The Dictator
You've got a dick. I knew it.
The Dictator
Not male ones. Female ones.
The Dictator
And children.
The Dictator
On your mark, get set.
The Dictator
Eccentric and with unlimited oil wealth, he recently hosted his own Olympic Games...
The Dictator
Sorry, I can't hear you. Are you developing nuclear weapons?
The Dictator
