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(cap pops) Okay, you did do it. Okay, so we’re not gonna do what you just did ever on a date. ’Cause if you do that, they won’t like you. You want them to like you. And so that way, you can get money from them. What can I do to make a man like me? You need a total makeover. Okay? From face to hair to clothes to personality to gestures and to what you’re doing. -Yes. -Are you ready for a makeover? -Yes. -Okay. ♪ I’m coming... ♪ Can you come with me to the hairdresser? No, what if they recognize me? Just disguise yourself as an American. ♪ Out... ♪ I’m Melinda. My name John Chevrolet. Nice to meet you. I want you to make a hotsie out of this notsie. -We can do it. -You want to see the hair? I would like to see her hair, yes. -Okay. -No, ma’am. Not that hair. I have a, um, idea of a hair. Okay. BORAT: This one. Nice one. MELINDA: This is actually a gentleman. -This is a man? -Yes, sir. ♪ I’m coming out ♪ ♪ I want the world to know... ♪ WOMAN: Okay, so we’re gonna do a spray tan today. How dark is she wanting to go? What color is best for racist family? I would say right here. I wouldn’t go any darker than a six or a seven. TUTAR: Tatti. Tatti. Monkey’s cock. Don’t. -Delicious. -That is not to eat. -No, no, no. And what, uh, flavor this one? Can I...? It’s not a flavor... Awesome. -It’s not so nice. -It’s not food. I told you that.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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-I’m leaving. -No, you don’t. Wh-Who will lock your cage at night? I can do anything a man can do. -No, you cannot. -I can even become a journalist, and probably a better one than you, Borat Margaret Sagdiyev! Who told you my middle name was Margaret?! Everyone you know! You will never understand anything! I understand everything! You want this book? -Hey! -Take it. I hate it. And I hate you. And I will never see you again. Oh, and by the way, I ate the monkey. He didn’t eat himself. You murderer! He was a genius! Go.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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My mission had fail, and I had learned that the Holocaust was nothing but a fairy tale. Rather than return to Kazakhstan to be execute, I decide to take my own life. Since I did not have money to buy a gun, I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting, disguised as a typical Jew. ♪ ♪
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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So the Holocaust... -Happened. -...happen? -Yes. -Really? -Really. -It was not a fake? -No. No, my dear. -(chuckles) -It wa-- it really happened. -(sighs) Thank you, Judith. You made me so happy. (laughs): Thank you. Thank you for giving me... -Hope. -...faith and hope again. Let’s make l-love instead of war. Hold on. One step at a time, Judith. BORAT: The Holocaust happen! My culture was right! I had to find my daughter immediate and deliver her to Giuliani.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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Uh, hello. Jangshemash. Where is everybody? I do not see anybody on the street. That’s-- Everybody’s at home. They’re telling them to stay inside so they don’t spread this virus. -Wh-- There is a virus? -Yes. They’re wanting everybody to quarantine. I do not have, uh, nowhere else to go. Could I stay your home?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm