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Definitely not. I must be going. No, no. Stay, please.
The Dictator
Wait. You look very familiar.
The Dictator
Do I know you? Sorry.
The Dictator
No! No! Supreme Leader!
The Dictator
You don't got a pass, you don't get in. But I'm staying here! I paid twenty dollars for the fucking Internet!
The Dictator
Let me in! I have 85 rooms at this hotel! It's me, Admiral General Aladeen! I lost my beard!
The Dictator
Girls, show him your bosoms.
The Dictator
All I ever did was steal my country's wealth and execute anybody who did not agree with me, and many who did.
The Dictator
Why is this happening to me?
The Dictator
How much do you charge for assassinations?
The Dictator
Nadal, you must help me get back into power. What? No. Why would I do that? I have a perfectly good job here. I'm a Mac Genius!
The Dictator
You mean I never executed anybody? No. Like, honestly, zero people.
The Dictator
What do you do? Mostly, I clean semen out of laptops.
The Dictator
Congratulations. Living the American dream.
The Dictator
