BORAT: Okay? B-A-A-D-E. (American accent): Uh... I wrote this song with my two best buddies. (band playing country music) Yeah, very nice.
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Listen, don’t-don’t be afraid of me. But please don’t eat me alive. Uh, do I look like I eat people? -Uh... -I’m a old, good woman. Yes. -Look at me. I’m Jewish. -Yeah. Do I have a long nose? -Look at me. -No. You can touch my nose. -What? -Look at me. You see? Is it long? -No, it’s a small one. -Exactly like yours. Look at Doris. Does she have a long nose? BORAT: A little bit bigger than yours. So we are normal, exactly like you. Okay, then, use your venom on me and finish me. I have-- I am very depress. Can I give you a hug?
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(group vocalizing)
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BORAT: Wawaweewa! You the Forrest the Gumps! -Hi. -Please, uh, make autograph? Sure. (Borat coughing) -How do you spell your name? -Uh, B... PENCE: We have 15 cases of coronavirus. We’re ready. We’re ready for anything. Why, uh, you wear mask? ’Cause of the virus that’s going around. JERRY: It’s gone worldwide. It’s all around the world. (Borat coughing) JIM: It’s in the air. It’s everywhere. (clears throat) And then you get sick. (coughs) I’m good. BORAT: "Stupid foreign reporter." MAN: You will die.
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They’re gonna take two cows, and they’re gonna tie them to his-- tie ropes to his legs. And they’re gonna give them turnips, and they’re gonna pull him apart by his legs. That’s how they’re gonna kill him.
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What did he write? He sent you a bunch of angry faces.
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(Giuliani grunting) -Nice to meet you, my dear. -Nice to meet you. -You’re one of my greatest heroes. -Oh, that’s so nice. -Thank you. Thank you. -Yes. I will try my best, but because I am super excited and nervous... Well, you relax. I’ll relax. You want me to ask you questions? (both chuckling) -I’ll relax you, okay? -Yes. Thank you. I feel like I’m living in a fairy tale. Come here. You’re gonna do great, okay? (tires screeching) ♪ ♪
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When I at the ball, is it sufficient to make little braggings about little missy? -Maybe, yes. -(chuckles softly) And you know what? You have to do it very, let’s say... graciously. -That’s your daughter? -Yeah. -That’s what we love in the South. -Yeah. -Pretty girls. -Yeah. Okay. It’s-it’s... They’re fun. How much you think my daughter is worth?
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-Thank you so much, Daddy. -Okay. (speaks Kazakh)
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-(music ends) -(cheering, applause) We’d now like to invite Sandra Jessica Parker Drummond and her father, Professor Phillip Drummond III, for our traditional father/daughter dance. -(applause) -It’s my moon blood. It started? Yes. Fantastic! Now we can wow them... with our traditional fertility dance!
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One anti-semitic chocolate cake, also three... ...Fleshlights. Stop.
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BORAT: I a total failures. My whole world fall to pieces.
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(rhythmic clapping)
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You used me to spread the virus around the world. Yes I did. And our plan worked brilliantly. We got our revenge on the world for them laughing on us. Did you hear that, Brian? -Yes, sir. -If anything happens to me, forward this to my best boyfriends, Jim and Jerry.
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♪ ♪
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(exhales sharply)
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BORAT: Jangshemash. My name a Borat. My life is nice. Not. But how I end up like this? 14 year ago, I release a moviefilm which was great success in US&A. But Kazakhstan become a laughingstocks around the world. Our exports of potassium and pubis plummet. Many brokers leapt from our tallest skyscrapers. (grunts)