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I can see it has a screw hole for one. Apparently, I didn't get it.

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All right, Mr. Smart Guy, check out this bad boy. Oh, that's not bad. The Kandahar Cock Wrench. Okay, so, now we're getting somewhere. It's actually been banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe.

The Dictator

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What? Why? No!

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What is that? It's Vita Coco water.

The Dictator

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We've got a lot of customers. You may want to go wash up. Fine. Joteph, go and hose down my Crocs.

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The birthplace of AIDS.

The Dictator

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You're a murderer!

The Dictator

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Not male ones. Female ones.

The Dictator

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You won't be talking so much smack with this up your butt. That's the Anal Umbrella. It's a good device, I grant you, but where's the splash guard? You're going to kill me and your white shirt.

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Where'd you get those relics? From the Shah of Iran's garage sale?

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Is there anything else you're carrying? You're still too heavy. Just this.

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Okay. So, we gotta get down to business. Enough chit-chat. I'm being paid to kill you.

The Dictator

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Why do you have Vita Coco water? Because it has as much potassium as three bananas. The line is still too heavy. Is there anything else in your pockets that could be weighing you down?

The Dictator

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We're going to America!

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Look, it's me!

The Dictator

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Rise and shine.

The Dictator

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This will put a smile on the faces of the enemy.

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Allison, I don't have a dick. Great!

The Dictator