No, no, no, it's more of a power trip with me. Everybody has a price. Tommy Lee Jones let me roll it in my fingers for two hundred grand!
The Dictator
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Oh, that's a good one.
The Dictator
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No, those are just rumors. Are you a homosexual?
The Dictator
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Tensions are rising as the stand-off between the world community and the rogue North African nation of Wadiya intensified today as U.N. Weapons inspectors were once again refused access to the country by Wadiyan leader, Admiral General Aladeen.
The Dictator
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I'm going to another question. Oh, I can hear you now.
The Dictator
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Hello, person. Person. Black person.
The Dictator
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Finally, somebody who knows who I am.
The Dictator
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Useful as what? A coat hanger?
The Dictator
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Anyway, let me give you the grand tour. Up on the roof, we have this amazing organic garden...
The Dictator
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What's your last name? Burgers.
The Dictator
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Sorry, I can't hear you. Are you developing nuclear weapons?
The Dictator
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- Allison? - Right. Allison.
The Dictator
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Then unpopulate them.
The Dictator
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Do you have nuclear weapons?
The Dictator
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We are a pure democracy, just like Wadiya's going to be soon!
The Dictator
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Known for his iconic beard, he is protected by 30 female guards, who he maintains are virgin.
