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I want very much her to be attract to... top-level guy. Well, what I would suggest is that we do some simple things. Like a little r-refinement of the nose. What’s wrong with my nose? Do I look like a Jew? No, ma’am. Not at all. -(sighs heavily) -(laughing) -Oh, that... -Because a Jew... -Yeah, she was, uh, very sad. -A Jew... A Jew would be like this. Jew nose more out, out a bit more, down here, then down a bit here, bump, bump, in. It can be that bad, yes. -Mm. -Then, if you like, what I would suggest is that maybe we put some breast implants. And what it mean, "breast"? -The-the breast. Titty. -Mm. Titty? -Titty. -Titty? Titty. -Titty? -Titty. -Titty. -Or breast. I want a man who wants to make a sex attack on me. Mm-hmm. I think that would be most men. Would you make a sex attack with me?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
52.6s
-Thank you. -You’re welcome. -If we could pack that up, please. Thank you. -Yes. Is there anything else I can help you with? -This is enough. Thank you very much. -You sure? -Yes, that’s it. -Okay, thank you. I want to have a cake too. No. Daughters are not allowed to have cake. Please! Please! Please! It is illegal to give you treat. -Teenagers. (chuckles) -(woman chuckles) Please, give it to me, Daddy! Give it to me! Give it to me! Give it to me! -Okay, choose cake, choose cake. -WOMAN: A new one? Okay. (giggling) WOMAN: You want to pick it out? I will regret this. (chuckles) -I want this one with the baby on it. -WOMAN: Okay. BORAT: It have a lot of cream. (both chuckle) This is our little secret. No, no, no. I do not want the authorities to see. Ooo! I can’t wait to eat this! Hide back here.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
44.2s
I wanted to give my daughter a treat... I understand. I... I don’t need to hear any... -And she was... -I don’t need to hear any more of that. -I understand... -She just had to... ...that-that she is... -But look at that face. -I understand. -How could I not give it to her? -I understand. -Would you have not give it to her? -I understand. Listen, uh, it really... That is not important right now. We’re at this moment. It really doesn’t matter how we got to this moment. When he treat me, he said, "This will be our little secret." Yes, this is why I do it here behind a dumpster, so no... no one can see. Now that you know that I am her father, can we take it out now, please? God is the one who creates life. And God doesn’t make accidents.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
36.2s
Could a daddy ever love a daughter as much as he love his sons? No, any father who did that would be sentenced to death. Uh-huh. -Howdy doody. -Hey, how are ya? I would like purchase a cake. -Mm-hmm. -Prodigious size, made of chocolate for my glorious leader, please. Okay. BORAT: Can you put, um... -message on it, please? -By the-- Yes, sir. What would you like on this? Um... "Jews... will not replace us." Okay.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
1m41s
(cap pops) Okay, you did do it. Okay, so we’re not gonna do what you just did ever on a date. ’Cause if you do that, they won’t like you. You want them to like you. And so that way, you can get money from them. What can I do to make a man like me? You need a total makeover. Okay? From face to hair to clothes to personality to gestures and to what you’re doing. -Yes. -Are you ready for a makeover? -Yes. -Okay. ♪ I’m coming... ♪ Can you come with me to the hairdresser? No, what if they recognize me? Just disguise yourself as an American. ♪ Out... ♪ I’m Melinda. My name John Chevrolet. Nice to meet you. I want you to make a hotsie out of this notsie. -We can do it. -You want to see the hair? I would like to see her hair, yes. -Okay. -No, ma’am. Not that hair. I have a, um, idea of a hair. Okay. BORAT: This one. Nice one. MELINDA: This is actually a gentleman. -This is a man? -Yes, sir. ♪ I’m coming out ♪ ♪ I want the world to know... ♪ WOMAN: Okay, so we’re gonna do a spray tan today. How dark is she wanting to go? What color is best for racist family? I would say right here. I wouldn’t go any darker than a six or a seven. TUTAR: Tatti. Tatti. Monkey’s cock. Don’t. -Delicious. -That is not to eat. -No, no, no. And what, uh, flavor this one? Can I...? It’s not a flavor... Awesome. -It’s not so nice. -It’s not food. I told you that.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
34.9s
-I’m leaving. -No, you don’t. Wh-Who will lock your cage at night? I can do anything a man can do. -No, you cannot. -I can even become a journalist, and probably a better one than you, Borat Margaret Sagdiyev! Who told you my middle name was Margaret?! Everyone you know! You will never understand anything! I understand everything! You want this book? -Hey! -Take it. I hate it. And I hate you. And I will never see you again. Oh, and by the way, I ate the monkey. He didn’t eat himself. You murderer! He was a genius! Go.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
25.3s
My mission had fail, and I had learned that the Holocaust was nothing but a fairy tale. Rather than return to Kazakhstan to be execute, I decide to take my own life. Since I did not have money to buy a gun, I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting, disguised as a typical Jew. ♪ ♪
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm