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You went to the wrong address! It’s over there. -I did not. -Come on. It’s titty time. -No, I’m not doing it. -Why not? Because I’m beautiful as I am, and I don’t need to be given as a gift to a man to be worth something. Yes, you do. It says so in the book. The Nadia Akatov story is a lie. -Not a lie. It true. -It is a lie. -I did it. -What? How did you escape? Out of your asshole? No. And the rest of the book is also a lie. Look there. It’s a woman driving a car. BORAT: That is not a woman. That is Dog the Bounty Hunter. (sighs) This manual is full of lies. I found a new book which only tells the truth. It’s called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. Like our nation’s proudest moment, the Holocaust, never happened. -How dare you say that? -Look.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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♪ Stuck in the middle with you ♪ -(pot banging) -♪ Here I am ♪ ♪ Stuck in the middle with you... ♪ You got it. We’re done. JERRY: The Democrats, they want to hurt and destroy this country. They are like demons. -Yes. -Yes. We can’t do to them what we would like to do because they-they unfortunately, they have the same rights we do. They should have a bit less rights than you. -Mm... -High five. -They-they should. BORAT: Even though the hoax virus lockdown was stopping me from finding Tutar, Jim and Jerry found ways to cheer me up. JIM: I wrote a song for you last night so you can play for us. It’s called "The Chinese Virus Song." ♪ Obama was a traitor... ♪ -"America, he did hate her." -JERRY: Yeah. ♪ America, he hate her ♪ -There you go. -Yeah, that’s good. That’s good. I like that. -That’s good. -Say, "You can put him in jail." ♪ You must put him in jail. ♪ -JIM: Yep. -Is he in jail? No, but I hope so soon. BORAT: But I still had not found Tutar. And although my buddies were highly knowledgeables, they didn’t know anything about womens. The women here have rights. JIM: They can do whatever they want.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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When I at the ball, is it sufficient to make little braggings about little missy? -Maybe, yes. -(chuckles softly) And you know what? You have to do it very, let’s say... graciously. -That’s your daughter? -Yeah. -That’s what we love in the South. -Yeah. -Pretty girls. -Yeah. Okay. It’s-it’s... They’re fun. How much you think my daughter is worth?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
19s
-Where are you going? -BORAT: Upstairs. No, you are not going up there. But I must defend my daughter’s vagine from America’s mayor. Let me see your I.D.!! So, please take this. It used to belong to my father, but I think you should keep it. It-- Whoa. My God. That’s wonderful that you gave this to me. So, uh...
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
32.9s
JEANISE: Did you have a good time? -Yes. -I’m glad. What you finna do? I will get the surgery so my daddy can give me as a present for this American man. What kind of surgery? I will have the biggest titties in the whole world. Okay, so you’re getting plastic surgery at 15. Yes. -When you getting that done? -Now. -Now? -Yes. Well, do you want that?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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BORAT: Before the ball, I would meet with fancy lady who would help me introduce my daughter to high societies. WOMAN: Hi. How are you today? Good. Uh, Cliff. Cliff Safari. And my name is Dr. Jeanie. So nice to meet you today. My daughter, Miss Ellie, I need to get her ready for ball. So the thing about it is we want to get your daughter all prepared by showing her the right kinds of things to do. Hell yeah! (classical music playing)
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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Mr. Mayor, c-can you say something? Can you say something? -Yes, I’m fine. -Yeah, the sound is perfect. -It’s probably better if I stay and... -Please, please l-leave. No, no, please. If I need you, I will call you. -You sure? -You will be in the lobby, right? (whispering): Don’t do it. What? That’s what you want. But it’s not what you want. But I also don’t want you to die. Now go! Go. -What if I take your place and he makes sexy time with me? -No. Leave. ♪ ♪ (sighs) -I’m so sorry. That’s horrible. -Just relax. Sit down. Sit, sit, sit, sit. Okay. I’m so sorry for that. Really, I apologize. Apology accepted. No problem. -(chuckles): Okay. -Okay? Yeah. Uh, thank you again for giving me this time. Shall we have a drink in the bedroom?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm