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Listen, don’t-don’t be afraid of me. But please don’t eat me alive. Uh, do I look like I eat people? -Uh... -I’m a old, good woman. Yes. -Look at me. I’m Jewish. -Yeah. Do I have a long nose? -Look at me. -No. You can touch my nose. -What? -Look at me. You see? Is it long? -No, it’s a small one. -Exactly like yours. Look at Doris. Does she have a long nose? BORAT: A little bit bigger than yours. So we are normal, exactly like you. Okay, then, use your venom on me and finish me. I have-- I am very depress. Can I give you a hug?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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(Giuliani grunting) -Nice to meet you, my dear. -Nice to meet you. -You’re one of my greatest heroes. -Oh, that’s so nice. -Thank you. Thank you. -Yes. I will try my best, but because I am super excited and nervous... Well, you relax. I’ll relax. You want me to ask you questions? (both chuckling) -I’ll relax you, okay? -Yes. Thank you. I feel like I’m living in a fairy tale. Come here. You’re gonna do great, okay? (tires screeching) ♪ ♪
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
30s
BORAT: Jangshemash. My name a Borat. My life is nice. Not. But how I end up like this? 14 year ago, I release a moviefilm which was great success in US&A. But Kazakhstan become a laughingstocks around the world. Our exports of potassium and pubis plummet. Many brokers leapt from our tallest skyscrapers. (grunts)
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
32.9s
JEANISE: Did you have a good time? -Yes. -I’m glad. What you finna do? I will get the surgery so my daddy can give me as a present for this American man. What kind of surgery? I will have the biggest titties in the whole world. Okay, so you’re getting plastic surgery at 15. Yes. -When you getting that done? -Now. -Now? -Yes. Well, do you want that?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
52.6s
-Thank you. -You’re welcome. -If we could pack that up, please. Thank you. -Yes. Is there anything else I can help you with? -This is enough. Thank you very much. -You sure? -Yes, that’s it. -Okay, thank you. I want to have a cake too. No. Daughters are not allowed to have cake. Please! Please! Please! It is illegal to give you treat. -Teenagers. (chuckles) -(woman chuckles) Please, give it to me, Daddy! Give it to me! Give it to me! Give it to me! -Okay, choose cake, choose cake. -WOMAN: A new one? Okay. (giggling) WOMAN: You want to pick it out? I will regret this. (chuckles) -I want this one with the baby on it. -WOMAN: Okay. BORAT: It have a lot of cream. (both chuckle) This is our little secret. No, no, no. I do not want the authorities to see. Ooo! I can’t wait to eat this! Hide back here.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
55.5s
But then a miracle occurred. A magnificent new premier name McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again. He also became buddies with tough-guy leaders across the world: Putin, Kim Jong-un, Bolsonaro and Kenneth West. Everyone apart from me. You, Sagdiyev... will return to US&A to deliver a gift so that Kazakhstan will earn the respect of Trump. BORAT: I was instruct not to give the gift to Trump, since, on previous mission, I had accidentally made shit in front his house. So, it must go to someone in his inner circle. America’s most famous ladies man - -Michael Pence. -BORAT: The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a womans. What is the gift?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
58.8s
MAN: Take care. You’re welcome. Have a good day. BORAT: Much had changed since I was last in US&A. America had become calculator crazy. I needed to make purchasings of an electrical abacus. I think we could get rid of this one for $30. -Ah. -Mm-hmm. -(phone ringing) -What this? -FaceTime. Yes? -And now... -Hello? -Hello. -Who this? This is Brian. Hello. I talk to him. Please be quiet. Hello? Ghost with blue shirt, answer me. You are demon? This guy that you’re seeing in the phone... -Please be quiet. -...is me. -What? -If I say something, he says something. Brian Brother, please, you must be quiet. Speakings not polite. So I’m gonna show you how you can ask Google questions and it’ll give you answers. -I can make it typings? -Yes.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
56.8s
You went to the wrong address! It’s over there. -I did not. -Come on. It’s titty time. -No, I’m not doing it. -Why not? Because I’m beautiful as I am, and I don’t need to be given as a gift to a man to be worth something. Yes, you do. It says so in the book. The Nadia Akatov story is a lie. -Not a lie. It true. -It is a lie. -I did it. -What? How did you escape? Out of your asshole? No. And the rest of the book is also a lie. Look there. It’s a woman driving a car. BORAT: That is not a woman. That is Dog the Bounty Hunter. (sighs) This manual is full of lies. I found a new book which only tells the truth. It’s called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. Like our nation’s proudest moment, the Holocaust, never happened. -How dare you say that? -Look.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
32.7s
BORAT: Wawaweewa! You the Forrest the Gumps! -Hi. -Please, uh, make autograph? Sure. (Borat coughing) -How do you spell your name? -Uh, B... PENCE: We have 15 cases of coronavirus. We’re ready. We’re ready for anything. Why, uh, you wear mask? ’Cause of the virus that’s going around. JERRY: It’s gone worldwide. It’s all around the world. (Borat coughing) JIM: It’s in the air. It’s everywhere. (clears throat) And then you get sick. (coughs) I’m good. BORAT: "Stupid foreign reporter." MAN: You will die.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
44.2s
I wanted to give my daughter a treat... I understand. I... I don’t need to hear any... -And she was... -I don’t need to hear any more of that. -I understand... -She just had to... ...that-that she is... -But look at that face. -I understand. -How could I not give it to her? -I understand. -Would you have not give it to her? -I understand. Listen, uh, it really... That is not important right now. We’re at this moment. It really doesn’t matter how we got to this moment. When he treat me, he said, "This will be our little secret." Yes, this is why I do it here behind a dumpster, so no... no one can see. Now that you know that I am her father, can we take it out now, please? God is the one who creates life. And God doesn’t make accidents.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
36.4s
Okay. A cage? -This is a pretty nice one here. -Oh! -900 bucks. -900? A lot of money. -Yeah. -BORAT: I think this one too expensive for you. No, Daddy. Please, please? Please, please, please. I want it. -She want it. -(chuckles) -Daughters. (laughs) -Yeah. -Teenagers. -Yeah, you got to make them happy. You got to make them happy. Yeah. How many other girls are gonna live in here with me? -(man chuckles) -BORAT: How many, uh, girls you normally put in a cage this size? Uh, one. But I hear, uh, McDonald Trump, he, uh, -cage, uh, Mexican children? -Well... -Yes? High five. (laughs) -Yeah, yeah.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm