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Sorry, your profile for what? A dating site. I signed up for all of them. Match, eHarmony, ChristianMingle, JDate. JDate? You're not Jewish. I know. That just makes me more exotic on the site. Note to self. Okay, here we go. Here's my profile pic. - Tell me what you think. Be brutal. - Okay. Oh, uh, you're gonna use the book picture? Oh, is it too formal? Well, it is a little... Well, it's either that or all the duck-head poses people do on here.
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30.3s
- The mall, noon, Saturday. - All right, cool. Will there be a lot of walking, though? Because I'll wear my Shape-ups. Having some... Text me. I was nervous, relying on the school Neanderthal, but what was the worst he could do? - Are you kidding me with this? - I'm not. Wes, if I wanted to go shopping and talk about girly stuff, I could've done that with Jess and Casey. - I need you to give me real talk. - Real talk? You got a uniboob, your posture sucks, and your clothes fit weird because you wear the wrong size bra. Boom, real talk.
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35.7s
- You're good. - Oh. Where are the cameras? - Oh, of course. - It's a YouTube video, right? - It's a joke. - It's a YouTube video? Who would wanna go out with this guy, right? - Oh, man, you're so good. - Thank you so much. - Thank you. - Totally believable. Great. Thank you. - How many hits did this get? - Lot of hits. I'm taking a lot of hits today. All right, see you later. - Cool. - Okay. - Where can I find it online? - Yep, bye. Man, so many unanswered questions. Really good. Thank you so much for that, teach. That was an awesome lesson. I'm humiliated. Okay, look, it was just the tryouts, all right? We're sizing up your strengths and weaknesses.
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22.6s
- What do you think? - Hey, look at those. - You... You look great. - Thanks. That's enough. - Well, I know my boobs. - Okay. - Can we leave? - Definitely not. We've got the whole place. We are just getting started. Step two: Time to show the world who you are. The truth is, I don't know who you are from your clothes, okay? You need to start dressing more like you, and less like Wreck-It Ralph.
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17.1s
All right, what are you really looking to get out of your boy, Tony? - Toby. - Tuba? You wanna blow his horn? Put your hand on his instrument? - Little meow, meow, meow. - Ugh. Was that a little laugh? There was a little laugh there. - You laughed. You did laugh. - I had a small stroke. Yeah, like a midget jerking it.
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