Ma, I'm off to my big night. Whoa, look at you. Wow, look at you. Look at you not in a pantsuit. I know. I have my first Internet date. We both like Thai food, are athletically toned and lying about it. Oh, my God. - That dress is beautiful on you. - Thanks. - Wes gave it to me. - Oh, what are you two doing tonight?
The DUFF
14.5s
Date night. I worked up all my courage and tried on the dress Wesley gave me. In my head, I think I was expecting some big reality-show reveal. All right. But it was just me. Me in a dress.
The DUFF
6.3s
- Ow. - Hmm. Okay, maybe I could imagine it, but I had to stay focused on my Toby mission.
The DUFF
6.1s
- Are your parents gonna get divorced? - God, I hope so. I just... I...
The DUFF
6s
And I like to have sex with girls. I'm a girl.
The DUFF
3s
Nope, I'm good. See you, have fun.
The DUFF
1.8s
It's okay.
The DUFF
1.7s
Are your...?
The DUFF
31.5s
- Wow, you really dressed up. - Oh? This old thing? Ha, ha. Um, so hey, where do you wanna go? Because I actually heard that Dave & Buster's is, like, the cool, hip new spot. The place with the metal claw game? - Yeah, that's the one. Fun, right? - Yeah. Ha, ha. Well, I do love Dave & Buster's, but I actually took the liberty of making a reservation already. Hope this is okay. Thought we could eat here tonight. I've been teaching myself how to make sushi online. I just thought it would be, you know, more personal. Yeah, I like that.
The DUFF
14.6s
Hey-oh! Oh, you're not the only B in my life. Suck it, science. That is actually incredible. I can't believe it. Congratulations. Coach says I might get to play some football this year. What? - I'm so proud of you. Good job. - Ah.
The DUFF
9.6s
What? What are you talking about? - What do you mean? No, tell me. - Nothing, nothing. You look fantastic. I got my grades up, you got your date. We're good.
The DUFF
12.5s
- Are you sure? You're being weird. - You're being weird, okay? - Go. - Okay, I'll tell you how it goes. - All right. - Okay, bye. Bye. Wish me luck. Good luck.
The DUFF
6s
Nightmare. I'd only been trained for Dave & Buster's. What did Wes say? That "no one's making out if they're three feet apart."
The DUFF
3.1s
So, I mean, how do I look? Is this good, coach? Come on.
The DUFF
5.3s
- Ah, my dress. - Ah? Not bad for a DUFF, am I right?
The DUFF
4.3s
- Hey. - Hi. Come on in.
The DUFF
1.4s
Wow.
The DUFF
4.9s
I'm not surprised, because it was a piece of shit. And so are you. Have a nice night.
