I mean, you got the easy part. You could pass science in your sleep. I have to reverse-DUFF you. Are you wearing pajamas? Oh, my God. You know, I get it Wesley, okay? I'm disgusting. I'm a swamp thing. - I'm a regular Bela Lugosi. - Who? I can't even believe I thought that I could ask you something like this. Just forget it. You know, have fun playing intramural Wii golf this season, dick face.
The DUFF
4.6s
Oh, boy. Clearly. Bill Nye over there looks like she's about to drink that acid.
The DUFF
2s
Cool socks.
The DUFF
2.5s
Jess and Casey. Jess and Casey.
The DUFF
15.4s
B, where the hell'd you go? Home. Wasn't feeling good. Oh, well, you didn't really miss much. Yeah, except Jess making out with Ryan Jensen, the cops busting up the party, and, like, everyone TP'ing Rebecca Cutter's house. She's right, it was pretty awesome.
The DUFF
3.9s
Here we go. Yeah. Rub the belly.
The DUFF
1.5s
Angry.
The DUFF
1m0s
Ooh. Madison, you used to make me so upset, but now I just feel bad for you. Yeah, I'm somebody's DUFF. Guess what, so are you. So is everybody. There's always gonna be somebody prettier or more talented or richer than you, but it shouldn't affect how you see yourself. You label everybody to try to keep them down, but you end up missing out on all this great stuff around you. You have Wesley, and you treat him like he's stupid, but he isn't. And people don't like him, because he's with you. They like him because he's, like, an amazing guy. Look, I like myself. I wouldn't wanna be anybody else. And I realize now that none of this matters to me. But it does to you. It's your dream. And I totally support that. Just don't tear me down for not giving a shit about your labels, because in the end, they're meaningless. What? Whatever you said was meaningless, okay? You don't even get it. This is not my dream. - I don't need to... - Okay, Blue Devils. Oh, my God, here it is.
The DUFF
1.7s
It's happening.
The DUFF
4.1s
So I guess that's kind of what I'm doing.
The DUFF
2s
...Ms. Madison Morgan.
The DUFF
3.3s
Okay, okay, look, I can't lose my scholarship.
The DUFF
2.7s
Yeah, go ahead and check them.
The DUFF
2.7s
- Are you kidding? Okay. - I'll murder you.
The DUFF
2s
Girls, party at my place.
The DUFF
4.6s
Well, fine. Then I am taking you off of Instagram.
The DUFF
6.9s
Well, look at it this way. It's not like you could make me any more awkward, right? That's true.
The DUFF
13.5s
That's your third F. I don't know what's going on with you. But the principal and I talked and we decided until you get your grades up, you're suspended from the team. Well, can't we talk to Coach Grant about it? Yeah, Coach Grant agrees with my decision.