Wonderful. Heh. Mm. Can't wait. Should I bring anything or...? We'll... Okay.
The DUFF
6.7s
Ah, don't worry about the lips. Go, strut your stuff. - Like a peacock. - Shh!
The DUFF
4.8s
I couldn't work up the courage to say three words to Toby. No, literally, three words.
The DUFF
2.3s
- Oh, you're good. - Huh?
The DUFF
4.5s
Robin's, like, super cute. Okay, but her friends are super hot.
The DUFF
6.2s
Sorry, as their what? DUFF. D-U-F-F. Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
The DUFF
24.3s
Oh, God, that is such a guy thing to say. Guys can be DUFFs too, okay? You know my boy A.J., freshman on the football team? We're in chemistry together. Now he's doing the second most important job a DUFF can do, acting as, like, the gatekeeper to their better-looking friends. The guy with the info people go to before they make their move. - Watch, watch. - Is it true Wes is single? Ahem. Uh, sure is, yeah. Got it. Thanks, A.J. You're sweet.
The DUFF
6.2s
- I don't know. It's a fair amount. - Okay. On an average day, how many guys ask you questions about you?
The DUFF
6.1s
- Come on. - Okay. - There you go. - Hey. - Hey. - Ooh, look at those moves. Whoo!
The DUFF
2.9s
Holy shit. I was the DUFF.
The DUFF
2s
Girls, party at my place.
The DUFF
1.7s
Hey, Jess. Hey, Casey.
The DUFF
1.8s
Jess and Casey.
The DUFF
1.5s
Angry.
The DUFF
2.1s
Jess and Casey.
The DUFF
2.5s
Jess and Casey. Jess and Casey.
The DUFF
2.7s
- Are you kidding? Okay. - I'll murder you.
The DUFF
35.2s
You called me fat and ugly, Wesley. What? No, I didn't. I called you the DUFF. Yeah, excuse me. It's just that stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend, dick face. You can't take it literally, okay? I mean, the DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly. You know, like Tony Romo, he's a Dallas Cowboy. It's not like he rides a horse, right? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. I'm just saying, I would never call anyone fat or ugly. Okay? That's messed up. But it's the word and it stuck. It's a catchall. Oh, my God. Get out of here before I murder you.