You called me fat and ugly, Wesley. What? No, I didn't. I called you the DUFF. Yeah, excuse me. It's just that stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend, dick face. You can't take it literally, okay? I mean, the DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly. You know, like Tony Romo, he's a Dallas Cowboy. It's not like he rides a horse, right? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. I'm just saying, I would never call anyone fat or ugly. Okay? That's messed up. But it's the word and it stuck. It's a catchall. Oh, my God. Get out of here before I murder you.
The DUFF
15.4s
B, where the hell'd you go? Home. Wasn't feeling good. Oh, well, you didn't really miss much. Yeah, except Jess making out with Ryan Jensen, the cops busting up the party, and, like, everyone TP'ing Rebecca Cutter's house. She's right, it was pretty awesome.
The DUFF
7.4s
I work alone. - Take a hint. - Why are you so grumpy? You know, I should be mad at you. You ruined my favorite shirt.
The DUFF
7.6s
Hey, Duffy. Shouldn't you be working with a partner? Shouldn't you be working at all? Lab partner's got this.
The DUFF
4.6s
Oh, boy. Clearly. Bill Nye over there looks like she's about to drink that acid.
The DUFF
5.1s
Impress me to get to my friends. I am the gatekeeper.
The DUFF
2.1s
I'm not the DUFF.
The DUFF
1.9s
I am the DUFF.
The DUFF
2.5s
You're aware I'm a woman, right?
The DUFF
1.9s
Outside.
The DUFF
2.5s
Is there a problem?
The DUFF
6s
What? Oh, no. "Layman," it's just a phrase. I just mean you're not a fashion expert. Oh, so I have bad style?
The DUFF
24s
Well, hallelujah, okay? I don't have to look at pictures of your artisanal cappuccinos every morning. How dare you? You love those foam faces. - They're foam-tastic. - Shh. Look, we're going through something over here. Guess what else. Unfollowed y'all on Twitter. Oh, perfect. No more of Bianca's almost-ironic tweets for the day. Heh. Oh, that's rich, coming from this guy who's RT'ing them all day long. They're pity RTs.
The DUFF
20s
You know what? I'm taking you off of my We Heart It and my Vine feed. Oh, great, because I don't like your loops, okay? And you know what else? I'm blocking your ass on Tumblr. And you, you're off my Snapchat. Well, fine. - Fine. - Fine. I'm a free woman.
The DUFF
8.4s
It didn't matter what group you were in, it was unavoidable. Even if you weren't in a group, like Creepy Carrie Raskowitz. I'm my own best friend.
The DUFF
4.6s
Well, fine. Then I am taking you off of Instagram.
