-That's a healthy choice. -Not really. Hey, are you bringing anybody to this wine and cheese thing? No, l'll be there solo. Good. Smart. So you can focus on Tracey, right?
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-Hey, J. -Yeah? l got you for Secret Santa again. l know. l got you, too.
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Sweetie, that is so great! Mommy's so proud of you. Hey, could you put your daddy back on the phone for a second? -Hey, Allison. ls he ready? -You fucking motherfucker! lf l hear you let your stripper girlfriend put my children on her motorcycle one more time, l will Gone Girl you so hard! -You can go in. -l'm just gonna go in. Thank you.
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-You know what? Forget it. -Okay.
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The only reason Legal hates Sales is because of yourjob. They wanna do shit, and you guys gotta tell them why they can't. That's all. Yeah, but we're fucking right. lt's not about being right. This is a party. lt's about embracing a little wrong. Come on, eat up.
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What's that?
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Do you think that l bunt instead of swing for the fences? l want to be completely honest with you, Josh. l wasn't paying attention, so l didn't hear your question. -l can repeat it. -l'd rather you didn't. Because l can tell by your face that it's serious. And l want to tell you seriously, it's almost Christmas. Relax. -You want some of this? -l think so. -l don't think you do. -You sure? l think you better get moving. Here he goes!
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-Going to your parents' place? -Every year.
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-Hey, Mr. Parker. -Hey, Rodney. -Want a Zeno Punch? -No. -Foam finger? -Neither.
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Here we go.
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Yeah, can't hand that out.
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No. Rick, do you want this deal or not?
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Let's go get our Santa. Great! Come on! No, don't. lt's a lift and pull.
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They'd never make it, right? lt's suicide. Unless you were going 1 20, you put a bunch of free weights -in the trunk to even it out, you know... -Okay. Then you just catch air. "Fuck you, gravity, and you, Dom Toretto!" -Yeah. -Then...
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You're jerking it! Jesus Christ, let me do it. l'm pulling out. All right. Yeah, it's... lt's locked.
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Could l have a beer, please? Pretty great, huh, Jeremy? Yeah, it's so weird, l feel like l'm still at the office. Yeah. Thank you. lt's so nice not to have to talk about work. Yeah, so nice.
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Allison, hold most of my calls, not all of them. No, where are you going? Christmas shopping. What about that breakfast pizza you ordered?