Carol! Listen. Clay has gone to get wasted with a psychopath, and he's got $300,000 strapped to his chest.
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You're jerking it! Jesus Christ, let me do it. l'm pulling out. All right. Yeah, it's... lt's locked.
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Carol, excuse me.
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He's in customer service? Yeah, he's much better on the phone. That's really where he shines. Here we go.
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Okay, so now, just have a good time. lf you use handcuffs, have a spare key, okay?
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Josh! Sorry l'm late. That's all right. Office holiday breakfast. You guys have parties at 1 0:30 in the morning? Less liability.
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God rest ye merry gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Remember Christ the Savior was born on Christmas Day To save us all from Satan's power When we were gone astray Tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy Oh, tidings of comfort Comfort and joy!
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For a failing branch, we're surprisingly productive.
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Nobody listens to H.R.
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This isn't a dildo. lt's a body massager. Yeah, well, it's a circumcised purple penis. lt could be considered sexual. Why is it like that? Everything here could be considered sexual. Hey, what about this for Alan from legal?
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Yes, Mom, it is all done. l am divorced.
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Am l on... Are you wearing a disguise? No. This is not UndercoverBoss. l am not the CEO of Uber. l am the CEO of Zenotek. Please just drive.
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Just asking. You know?
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We go right through 'em. They're just suggestions.
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Our culture is great. That's not what l hear. Word is you're closing branches and making layoffs. -That's not true. -No, that's barely true. A mixture of fabrication and rumor. Look, l get it. You got to make money.
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Lamb shawarma? Yes, please. Spit roast!
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Something's happening in my diaper. Okay. Fuck this. l got to go. -This is my nightmare. -What? -So, yes, l'm in hell. -No... -So l'm gonna go. -Mommy! l mean, Allison. Don't leave.
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You want to swim upstream with me and go try some salmon?
