(SOBBING) You idiot. No, but I only lost 'cause of the bad gloves. Our house! Our goddamn house! WADE: My boys were in that challenge. You couldn't have beat them in a bootsuit, you noob. Stop! No! No! Alice, call the police! No, we are not calling the cops. Go to your room, Rick. Aw, come on, Alice. Why do you put up with this guy? He's a shitshow. I ought to kick the both of you out. I swear to G-O-D, Wade Watts, if I catch you touching my stuff again, not joking... Out.
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WADE: "Wade Watts." My dad picked that name because it sounded like a superhero's alter ego, like Peter Parker or Bruce Banner. But he died when I was a kid. My mom, too, and I ended up here, living with Aunt Alice and her endless string of hard-loving losers.
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(TIRES SCREECHES)
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(PANTING) Yeah, I felt those.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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What's going on, man? I can't see shit. Parzival just got the Crystal Key!
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Everyone who wins loses. It's not about winning. It's about playing.
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The final key! It's being broadcast.
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(GROANS)
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Yeah, I know. Not what you were expecting, huh? Yeah, I wasn't expecting a late '30s-model postal van.
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(GROANS)
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Aech, what the hell's going on? Just practicing Mario Kart. What do you think? IOI's trying to kill us, man!
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Hadouken!
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Holy hand grenade! How much did that cost? Less than it's gonna cost them.
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But this is my world, Sorrento.
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20.3s
Wade? Wait, I thought the Cataclyst went off. How are you still playing? Extra life, long story. Sorry I shot you. Sho? What? Do I have to wear a sign saying, "I am 11 years old, shoot me first"? No, thanks. -Dude, give me a hug. -Ninjas don't hug! All right, everybody, hold on to somethin'.
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Is that her? Red hair, IOI uniform, doesn't know what planet she's on? That's her.
