Yeah! Zenotek! We up in this bitch. Hey, play some Huey Lewis. The solo stuff. l'm not playing Huey Lewis. Man, look, this party is dying. That's why you play Huey Lewis. -lt's not... -The solo stuff. They're going to sleep. Huey Lewis! The solo stuff! Giving presents. Okay, Clay, incoming. l just got a text from Carla. Walter's on his way up. This is it. Okay, okay. So we need an employee to sit on my lap right when he comes up. A cheerful one. Definitely not Jeremy. Sure, great plan. Great. Good, good. Here. You try and get this on, Triffany. Okay, so you're clear on our backstory, right? We met in New York, you had a seizure, you fell onto the train tracks, l jumped on top of you, then l pressed my body onto yours so that the train passed over us.
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Why wouldn't l be cool? lt's the greatest idea in the world. Of course l'm cool. -Very cool. Please. -Okay. Yeah. Mr. Cool. l graduated valedictorian from Cool University! Good old CU.
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My point is, if one more person pisses me off... One more... l don't know what's gonna happen. l don't know what l'm gonna do.
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Yeah. lt feels kind of dirty. You feel dirty? You're my third client tonight. lt's only 9:00 p.m.
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So if you're thinking of fucking with me, or with my girl, don't.
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Jesus, we do not want to go through Thanksgiving again.
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Because l'm hella stressed out right now.
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Okay. "CU" later!
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-Butler. -lt is... That's Jimmy Butler. -He plays for the Bulls. -This is Zenotek. Shit!
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Definitely should have opened with The Big Bang Theory.
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Hey. How are you? l heard...
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-French bulldog got murdered... -Nice. -Her brother is in rehab. -That's fantastic. And she loves The Big Bang Theory. All right. Big Bang, bulldog, rehab. Got it. Watch and learn, little man. Here comes Dr. Orgasm.
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-Dude, check it out. -What? Jenna in Shipping just bought To KiII a mockingbird. Maybe we can talk to her about whatever the hell that is. -Yeah. -Dude, did you hack her email? Yeah. l kind of hacked everyone's.
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-Yeah. -Okay.
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Yeah, my phone.
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Josh.
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Will you remind me, how do you know Jimmy Butler again? Remember, l told you my friend does PR for the Bulls? -Yes! Yeah. -Right. l thought that bringing a famous basketball player would help with Walter. You're cool with that, right?
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-Maybe Butlerbook? -l like it. -Jimmyface? -These are all good ideas. Do you want to see the first processor that we ever made? lt's as big as a mini-fridge and it used to set fires. lt's upstairs with the good tequila. -Of course. -Casamigos. l'll save some for you.
